Suppose I walk to you on the street and give you $12. What do you go buy?

[LostInAnomie]

I get the change back.

[JVS]

1. whiskey

[tool_of_the_people]

9. Six Guinness and a couple of Slim Jims

:toast:

[pagerbear]

2. Lunch plus an afternoon snack.

[fizzgig]

3. beer

$12 should cover a 12-pack and a 6-pack of pbr

[FloridaJudy]

4. cat food

dog food
toilet paper

Those are my three priorities. I don't think you'd get any change back, though.

[barb162]

14. That's a great selection.

Yeah, and throw in some litter.

[KitchenWitch]

5. $10 in lottery tickets

[RetroLounge]

6. A book...

No change, but I'll lend it to you when I'm done reading it...

RL

[Initech]

7. A 24 pack of PBR

:beer:

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. A very cheap dream.

[Arugula Latte]

10. A bottle of New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc

Thanks! :9

[bridgit]

13. oh now come on, there's wonderful Sauvignon in the Willamette...

:)

[Arugula Latte]

16. Well, I know the Willamette pinot noir is very good...

and Argyle makes a very good sparkling wine...

I'm not sure about most of the Oregon whites, though :hide:

[Lyric]

11. A book of stamps and a few scratch-off lottery tickets n/t

[Ptah]

12. When I was homeless, that would feed me for a week.

You get $2.00 back and my undying gratitude.

[barb162]

15. Pet food, diet coke

And you get no change back.

[Whoa_Nelly]

17. A California Combo!

Lotto: 5 quick picks
MegaMillions: 5 quick picks


Here's your $2 change, man!

You can get yourself ALMOST a whole gallon of gas with that! :woohoo:


And a cartoon to make you laugh and forget that gas costs so fucking much ;)

[qdemn7]

27. Now THAT is one

Funny cartoon. thanks for any early AM laugh. :bounce:

[BreweryYardRat]

18. A book, an iced mocha.

[LSK]

19. lunch???

:shrug:

[Throd]

20. A pound of puerco adovada...$3.99

a pack of flour tortillas $1.39

two jalapenos $0.22

some ranchera cheese $2.89

and three 24oz cans of Olde English 800 $3.50\

You have a penny comin' back, my friend.

[datasuspect]

21. condoms and astroglide

[ChoralScholar]

22. A plate at the Mike Huckabee fundraiser.

You'll get back a 10 spot.

[Quantess]

23. Diaper Sex with David Vitter, What else?

http://blog.washingtonpost.com/sleuth/2007/07/how_david_vitter_got_nabbed_in.html

[Fox Mulder]

24. $11.00 in lottery tickets.

[Zywiec]

36. Good answer. n/t

[krispos42]

25. 60% of a BJ from a Republican lawmaker n/t

[MissMillie]

26. lunch

either a smoked salmon sandwich on a bagel or a big bowl of pho.

[Inchworm]

28. 10 tallboys

:hi:

[mainegreen]

29. 2 quarts of native blueberries and some whipping cream.

[Katherine Brengle]

30. 10 yards of muslin and a jar of instant coffee...

or $12 worth of Taco Bell.

[MysticalChicken]

31. A CD.

You'd probably only get a penny back though, but I'd look for something used.

[GumboYaYa]

32. All the mentos and diet coke I can get......

[trof]

35. You gonna make bombs?

:nuke:

[seemunkee]

33. A bumper of Chimay

[redqueen]

34. This book!

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Confessions-Chatroom-Freak-Mr-Biffo/dp/1905548516/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/202-6066880-4879816?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1179611620&sr=8-1

[Deja Q]

37. Does it require a box of Trojans?

:hide:

[Left Is Write]

38. I walk with you into the nearest pub and buy us both a beer.

[SPKrazy]

39. 12 pickled peppers

pecking purposely por favor

[BarenakedLady]

40. A bottle of Barefoot Zinfandel

It was $6.99 the other day.

[Rabrrrrrr]

41. A crowbar. Then I use it to get the rest of your money by thrashing you to death.

Sorry, nothing personal, I'm a New Yorker.

[Xipe Totec]

42. Lotto tickets and a can of mace

in case you want to try to get your change back

:hide: