Why can't people disembowel coworkers?

[ohiosmith]

I mean without getting written up and all.

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

1. Thank you - that's the first real laugh I've had all day

"In my life
Why do I smile
At people who I'd much rather
Kick in the eye"

[LSK]

2. you have to do it on weekends

Not that I have tried!

:hide:

[Gidney N Cloyd]

3. Damn unions.

[lildreamer316]

4. ooooo. I so wish we could.

meow.

[SoxFan]

5. You ever clean up after a disembowelment?

[ohiosmith]

6. An effective leader knows when and what to delegate.

[pagerbear]

8. Yeah, I was thinking of the poor cleaning ladies!

[ohiosmith]

10. Don't feel sorry for them. They are allowed to keep anything that they find in the trash. Usually

with no payroll deduction.

[TheBaldyMan]

7. just enter it in the accident book, it'll be totally ignored.

[redqueen]

9. Or at least vigorously slap them.

C'mon, that's perfectly reasonable!

[AnnieBW]

11. Gets blood on the carpet

And then they have to pay the cleaning staff extra.

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. You can! You can!! In fact...

I worked a job once where the performance ratings on your yearly evaluations were as follows:

1 - excellent
2 - good
3 - satisfactory
4 - unsatisfactory
5 - disemboweled co-workers

So you see, disemboweling your co-workers does not have the stigma attached to it that it once did.

[lost-in-nj]

13. Because

the cleaning service would charge more
to clean up the mess.....



lost

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

14. That's the number one question in my mind everyday when I am at work.

I am due to choke a bitch sooner or later. Let me hit the lottery.