I just bought "The Shroud of Turin" for my son

[Orrex]

It's okay, except there's this weird stain all over it.

[pagerbear]

1. Are boys wearing shrounds nowadays?

[Orrex]

5. Some are

Others wouldn't be caught dead in them.

[Left Is Write]

2. That must have been expensive.

Will he display it next to his holy grilled cheese?

[Orrex]

4. Not expensive at all, actually

I just ordered a Martyred Messiah and asked if they could wrap it to go.

[Hugin]

3. Oxyclean© will take that right out...

Never seen it fail.

Oh, yeah, that and soap and water and rub like heck.

:thumbsup:

[MissMillie]

6. good work

:thumbsup:

[MrCoffee]

7. Jacques de Molay, thou art avenged!

[unpossibles]

9. oh, you're such a Hughes de Payen

;)

[Orrex]

10. Nice! (nt)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Did you know that was a photograph of Satan?

I read it in a wannabe Da Vinci Code novel I just stopped reading.

[Orrex]

11. Keep reading! It turns out that Harry is Voldemort!

Don't miss it!

[kay1864]

12. NO SPOILERS!!111!

x(

[Orrex]

13. And Voldemort is really Hermione!

I could go on and on!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. The problem with made up spoilers...

is that sometimes they actually coincide with real spoilers.

:rofl:

[Orrex]

15. Wait, you mean he *is* Hermione? Who knew?

:shrug:
:rofl:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

16. Eh, you're getting colder, doc.

[Orrex]

18. Wait! You mean Harry is Hermione?

Now I'm totally confused.

[meegbear]

17. You bought a second hand shroud for your kid?

Aren't you the gratuitous parent. :sarcasm:

[Orrex]

19. "Second hand" has such a negative connotation

I prefer to think of it as a "lovingly worn" Shroud, or maybe a "gently used" Shroud.

[KurtNYC]

20. Ross Perot is that you?

if so you can put it next to the Magna Carta.

[Orrex]

21. The Big Menu? What's that?

Oh, wait a minute...