Jailers Use Pepper Spray To Stop Fight Over Woody Allen's Lifestyle

[matcom]

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Two Ozaukee County Jail inmates are getting the thumbs down, felony style, from local law enforcement after tussling last week over the off-screen lifestyle of filmmaker Woody Allen.

According to a criminal complaint filed Monday in Ozaukee County Circuit Court, the fight began about 5:30 p.m. July 9 during mealtime when James F. Lala, 31, of Grafton asked fellow inmate Corey T. Wilson, 36, of Menomonee Falls what he thought of Allen's marriage in 1997 to Sun Yi Previn, an adopted daughter of Allen's longtime companion, Mia Farrow.

"Wilson told Lala that he thought that was perverted," the complaint says. "Wilson stated he continued to eat his meal when Lala came up to him and punched him in the face," and the two began to fight.

The fight lasted several minutes, with other inmates looking on until deputies restrained the two men with the help of pepper spray.

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[Hugin]

1. Ahahaha!

BRAVO! BRAVO! :applause:

[Sock Puppet]

2. CO Liberal?

[ohiosmith]

3. I'm speechless.

[rug]

4. This is why it is forbidden to discuss The Olive Garden in prison.

[skygazer]

5. Prison riots just aren't what they used to be

Those guys woulda been laughed out of Attica.

[redqueen]

6. ...

:rofl:

[JVS]

7. Maybe GD should be relocated to a prison