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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 10:57 AM
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The phrase for today is "designer vaginas". Modify a thread to include "designer vaginas".
I've found my designer vaginas! I'm thrilled!
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HamdenRice Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 10:58 AM
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1. Avg man will spend up to a year of his life waiting on his SO's "designer vagina"
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 10:59 AM by HamdenRice
You mean like modifying this "headline"?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x6754771

This thread will not end well.
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:00 AM
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2. Ok, I've got one
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 11:00 AM by TheProphetess
"It's scientifically proven that women have smaller designer vaginas than men"

:spank:



Edited to get the title right!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:01 AM
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3. I've found my designer vagina! I'm thrilled!
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:02 AM
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4. And another
"It's my designer vagina...bow before me!"

:yoiks:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:02 AM
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5. Where the hell have you been?
I can't go to Cracker Barrel unless you're here to torture me.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:07 AM
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10. Hi ya Midlo. Been cruising around the UK. England, Ireland, Scotland, Wales.
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 11:08 AM by ohiosmith
Good to see ya.
:hi:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:08 AM
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11. Pics? Did you have a good time?
That sounds like a wonderful trip.
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:09 AM
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12. It was awesome. No pics. On day one, my camera committed suicide.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:03 AM
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6. I just bought a designer vagina for my son
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:03 AM
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7. Scuba Diver Killed When Lightning Strikes His Designer Vagina
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 11:05 AM by AllegroRondo
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:52 AM
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23. Or:
Scuba Diver Killed When Designer Vagina Strikes His Oxygen Tank
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:05 AM
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8. "How many designer vaginas does it take you too wake up?"
:crazy:
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Wiley50 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:06 AM
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9.  *SPOILER* Hermione's designer vagina in Harry Potter 7 n/t
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:14 AM
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13. "I have a designer vagina"
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:23 AM
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17. Chicken Pot Pie side effect.
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:17 AM
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14. hey! welcome back!
:hi:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:22 AM
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15. Thanks Man. How's the job search going?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:24 AM
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19. start next Monday!
:bounce:

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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:25 AM
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20. Congratulations!
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:22 AM
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16. Designer Vaginas on a PLANE!
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:23 AM
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18. It's my birthday...bow before my designer vagina!
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Fuzz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:39 AM
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21. Holy Crap. Designer Vagina Explosion!
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regularguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:49 AM
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22. Designer Vaginas: I need a hug!
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montanto Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 11:56 AM
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24. post a picture of
designer vaginas.
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The2ndWheel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:01 PM
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25. I found an abandoned designer vagina that's a few days old in my yard.
Can I do anything for it?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:15 PM
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27. BRILLIANT!
:applause:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:05 PM
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26. Flame me if you must, but I think Drew Carrey is a decent selection for designer vaginas
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:19 PM
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28. Jailers Use Pepper Spray To Stop Fight Over Woody Allen's Designer Vagina
:rofl:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:20 PM
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29. Why is the "designer vagina" always more attractive than the "good boy?" n/t
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:53 PM
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35. Hahahahah!
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:22 PM
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30. Woohoo, I just got done with the designer vagina shopping for the kiddo!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:22 PM
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31. Blind, Drunk Man Shot Attempting To Enter Designer Vaginas
had to be done
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:26 PM
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32. Lindsay Lohan's Designer Vagina Just Got Busted Again? Did anyone else
:hide:
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:28 PM
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33. After finishing Designer Vaginas, one burning question remains unanswered: n/t
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 12:29 PM
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34. Of these three designer vaginas, which sucked worse?
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:08 PM
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36. There's one case in which even I, the Grammar Überhauptsturmdesignervagina
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:10 PM
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37. I seem to have done nothing but designer vaginas since I returned home from Germany
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:52 PM
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45. Or:
I seem to have done nothing but laundry since I returned home from designer vaginas.
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:17 PM
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53. Indeed
:toast:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:11 PM
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38. I was on designer vaginas for 17 hours.
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 01:11 PM by AllegroRondo
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:13 PM
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39. Any Ebay experts out there (before I open this designer vagina)?
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Throwing Stones Donating Member (730 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:20 PM
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40. Whodathunk? They make some pretty damn good designer vaginas in Scotland.
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:21 PM
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41. Tastes So Much Like Designer Vagina - We're Going to Sue Ourselves
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:22 PM
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42. Dude! You are on a roll.
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 01:23 PM by ohiosmith
:rofl:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:25 PM
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43. It's scientifically proven that women have smaller designer vaginas than men
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 01:26 PM
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44. Is there a word to describe when two people enjoy one another's designer vaginas?
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:07 PM
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47. Stop man
your killing me!!!!


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:



lost
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Seashell Eyes Donating Member (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:05 PM
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46. The designer vagina infiltration goes further than we ever imagined
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:12 PM
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48. Ever met anyone who doesn't like both pineapple AND designer vaginas?
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:14 PM
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49. Remember, if you see a person fall and their designer vaginas scatter, make fun of them. Do not hel
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:15 PM
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50. Some creeps tried to steal my designer vagina today
Edited on Tue Jul-24-07 02:16 PM by The Straight Story
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TheProphetess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:18 PM
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54. LOL
:rofl:
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:15 PM
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51. wonder what many people do when then pool cue of calamity gets rammed up the designer vagina of life
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AllegroRondo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:17 PM
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52. Take the Quiz: What's your Pirate name! (I'm Captain Designer Vagina...arrrggghhh)
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:48 PM
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55. My designer vagina has some serious scars from abuse from her previous owners
:hide:
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 04:35 PM
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59. :
:applause:
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:54 PM
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56. Is it kosher to mention a designer vagina I have on eBay?
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Dragonbreathp9d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:58 PM
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57. you know you're a designer vagina when...
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-24-07 02:59 PM
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58. Could these protesters just get a designer vagina???
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