CONFESS!!!! If you could switch to the opposite sex for just one day.....

[LynneSin]

.....What would you do with yourself for 24 hours. You would have all the organs, hormones and normal body hair of someone of the opposite sex, but after 24 hours - it would all go back to normal.

How would you spend that day???!!!

[midnight armadillo]

1. 24 hours...

...masturbating.

[arcane1]

46. lol

glad I'm not the only one :evilgrin:

[populistmom]

47. That's the reason why....

men do not get those multi-orgasmic powers (at least at our level). They'd never leave the house!!!

[arcane1]

50. perhaps 'most' men, anyway

:evilgrin:

(I do tend to spend too much time at home, now that you mention it...)


though upon reflection, I suppose I'd have to go out at least once during that day, to see if I get checked out :)

[Lauren2882]

89. I'd go to bars and hit on every woman in sight

Men seem to have a much easier time of doing that, and much less fear of rejection.

[GOPisEvil]

2. I'd spend that 24 hours figuring out what felt good...

...mentally and physically, so that when I returned to being a guy, I'd have a better idea of how to treat women better.

[commander bunnypants]

4. wow

fishing for some points there. I know a Du'er in Austin. I have a pretty good track record of fixing folks up.


DDQM

[GOPisEvil]

6. So, would you say I'm "angling" for attention?!

Bwahaha...I slay me! :D

Which DUer in Austin do you know that I don't? :shrug:

[Lady Freedom]

5. Nice answer!

Then you could write a book and make sure all the other men in the world knew how to treat a Lady! :evilgrin:

[INTELBYTES]

64. You are my new hero!

Just a reply like that would probably cause my wife to jump in my lap. To bad I'm too much of a man that I didn't think of it!

[demnan]

3. I'd go on job interviews

and negotiate salaries. That would have the most long lasting benefit of becoming a member of the opposite sex.

[LynneSin]

7. I'd chug water constantly throughout the day

and visit as many mens room as possible and find out what you guys talk about in there.

:shrug:

[judge_smales]

9. YOu'll be dissapointed.

We don't say much in the can.

[GOPisEvil]

10. I can answer that one.

Nothing. VERY little conversation in there. Most of them are so nasty, you don't want to stay and chat. LOL

[Rowdyboy]

12. Most guys don't even make eye contact in Men's Rooms

Much less talk! (at least the straight ones).

They do occasionally fart and scratch their asses though.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

61. "They do occasionally fart and scratch their asses though."

Which is fun.

[mlawson]

90. Absolutely right, rowdyboy. There is embarassed silence when

anyone actually does say something, guys quickly finish their business and get the hell out of there... Gay or not.

[kmla]

19. The men's room is not a place to be social...

- hell, we don't even want to make eye contact. And when at the urinal, don't glance sideways. Makes people uncomfortable.

Do your business, flush the fixture (but not with your hand), and move on.

[Richardo]

22. Lynne: Guys do not talk in the men's room...

No talking, no loitering, especially no eye-contact, and for some, no hand-washing. :puke:

Now, take your 24-hours and go drink beer, scratch yourself, belch, watch "The Godfather", look at porn on the internet, and there y'go. :-)

[LynneSin]

39. IT'S MY 24 HOURS AND I'LL DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT

Obviously I'll have to sample a variety of men's room - I'm sure I can find something

OR......

Maybe you men are a little afraid as a 'woman' who is now a man coming into the mens room and finding out all your dirty little secrets.

I think there is a conspiracy going on here!!!

[Rowdyboy]

59. You've caught us "with our pants down!"

:eyes: Yep, the "Men's Room" is actually party central. Most have whiskey fountains, Free cigar dispensers, and porno playing 24/7. Fried food is usually available and inflatable dolls are on all the sofas....Hell, Its a wonder men ever come out!

There was an episode of "Roseanne" where she dressed as a man and went into a men's room. Got caught looking sideways at a urinal!

[LynneSin]

67. See, there you go, I knew the truth was out there

I mean, don't you want to find out what goes on in the Ladies Room

:eyes:

[Rowdyboy]

71. Don't y'all do those "female plumbing" thingees?

I mean, after your champagne and chocolate petite fours? And its all candlelit, with pillows so you can all go wild and have hot monkey love. Right? Unless you're changing a diaper...ewwwwwwww

[LynneSin]

72. Actually....

we sit around and discuss Quantam Physics, Jung vs. Freud Psychological thought, Political Analysis of Developing Nations and Good Dental Hygene.

Not sure what you men THINK we do in the Ladies Room

:shrug:

[Rowdyboy]

73. Damn! I should have known it would be something like that...

No poetry readings?

[LynneSin]

79. Only in an ancient Aramic language

you'd probably not understand it

[roguevalley]

82. It would be a cool way of boys finding out why women go in groups to

the ladies.

I think having sex and talking about things and exploring the wonders of y-front v boxer would be educational.

[FlaGranny]

27. I'd just enjoy the ability to stand up

and pee. No getting half undressed to do it and having to find a rest room every single time. I'd put a jar under my car seat, like my husband does. Ah, the convenience!

[dolo amber]

31. Ooh Ooh!!

Meeeeeeeee tooooooo!! :D

I have this (pardon the pun) *thing* about wanting to be able to pee standing up, always have. I bet Freud would have a field day with that one. :D

[FlaGranny]

33. LOL, yes!

I used to so wish I had a "male appendage" just for the convenience, but otherwise I've always been happy being female.

[dolo amber]

37. There was a commercial

years ago...I seem to remember it being for some toilet bowl cleaner...anyway, the commercial touted the product's "directional spout" for aiming the cleanser. I always thought that was a great synonym for the "male appendage". :D

[INTELBYTES]

68. There are men's room rules of etiquette.

No talking, stare straight ahead, no shaking the last drop more than three times, and you must leave the obligatory empty urinal between you and the next guy if available. Also if there is even 30 urinals on the wall, you must go to the most extreme furtherest one away from any other guy in there. Hand washing is optional.

[Richardo]

69. Dave Barry had a great column on this once...

...included the schematic on which urinal to choose based on which were occupied. :D

[northzax]

74. you COULD read about it

or just take the test!

http://www.millan.net/funp/100/utest.html

Where do you stand?



yes, this one's easy.

[judge_smales]

8. Go down to the Navy base

and wait for a ship to come in!!

[arwalden]

16. I Like That Idea... So May I Just Say... "WAIT FOR ME!!!"

[HawkerHurricane]

26. Heh...

Go on a Friday. The fleet typically goes out on Monday and returns Friday.

Longer deployments come back randomly, check your newspaper.

[ET Awful]

11. It all depends . . . .

If it was "that time of month" I'd probably be wallowing in misery not knowing what to do about it :).

Otherwise, I'd probably be doing exactly what GOPisEvil said (believe it or not, I was thinking exactly the same thing before he said it).

E

[populistmom]

13. Shave all that body hair

Actually, I don't know. I don't think men and women are really all that different, I mean on an emotional level. We all want the same things in life I think- love, security, pleasure, fullfillment and self-actualization.

[plcdude]

43. you are always

so "right on" it wouldn't matter much what gender we are since these are things that make life meaningful. But I would probably spend my time with other women to hear how they really feel about men and what men could do be better with and for them.

[populistmom]

44. Thanks

I think men are great, well, some men more than others anyway. I think in many ways it's harder to be a man because there's still this thing in our culture that men shouldn't open up or they need to "suck it up" when in comes to difficulties, especially in regard to fears or emotional stuff. I'm glad to be a female and not have to deal with that stuff to the same extent.

[gator_in_Ontario]

14. I'd become a drag queen

and finally learn how to do makeup

[MsFlorida]

15. my 100th post

hmmm, I'd write my name in the snow. I'd walk into my boss's office and whack, whack whack take that you s.o.b. now I have one too! I'd demand an increase in salary and I'd get it

I'd stack a dozen donuts, I'd "adjust" myself frequently and in mixed company, I'd tell my S.O. its your turn for "b.j. week" and the list would go on and on. Probably better I wouldnt change, the male species would never be the same again

[markses]

58. B.J. Week, eh?

Consider yourself lucky it's not the Year of the A** F**K! ;-)

[arwalden]

17. Quite Possibly The Strangest Message I've Ever Seen On DU

But the year is still young.

-- Allen

[meegbear]

18. I'd be a slut ...

and carpe diem!

[judge_smales]

20. Is the day...

what you'd be siezing? Or something else? ;-)

[Lady Freedom]

21. To be a slut...

is to Carpe Noctum! :evilgrin:

[arcane1]

48. hehe, Latin..

gets me every time! :P

[OldEurope]

23. I would not switch............nt

[VelmaD]

24. Fuck like a bunny...

So, basically not much different than a normal day. :evilgrin:

[Robb]

25. I've always had secret fantasies

...of being the dominant one in my marriage, so I'd enjoy myself if the switch went both ways.

"What's for dinner?"
"I dunno, I haven't --"
"MAKE DINNER, MAN!! NOW!!!"
;)

[bif]

28. Strummin' round the clock

non stop.

[brainshrub]

29. On my back. (nt)

[phillybri]

30. (o)(o) <------Do these answer your question?

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

88. Shame on you! ...

DU is supposed to be sex free. In other words: 55378008. :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

32. To be honest, I have NO desire to turn in to a man for a day

There's just something weird about having all that stuff dangling between their legs. How can that not be annoying?

If I had to though, I guess I would do the obvious...attempt to have sex.

[Skittles]

36. thinking with my gentials

is not something I aspire to do

[PVnRT]

40. Yeah, because all men do that

:eyes:

[HereSince1628]

63. But the brains only in one place...there on the little head

I have no idea why you think it is spread among the genital_s_

[Kamika]

34. I'd invade a bordello and have as much sex as I could possibly have

I'd go "who's your Daddy" like every min

[Skittles]

35. I would get a raise

without doing anything extra

[Insider]

45. LOL

get invited to join the country club? automatic increase in your credit limit?

[Mr. McD]

38. Experience my wife in a totally new way

:evilgrin:

Well maybe not totally new certainly different.

[snobird]

41. Change..

the world to be safe and womyn & children friendly FOREVER! :grouphug:

[Blue-Jay]

42. I'd have some LESBIAN SEX!

A no-brainer, really.

I'd also see if I could think better.

[phillybri]

57. Same here!!!

Woo hoo!!!

[Lostmessage]

49. I would go out and buy a ruler

Measure it and look at it because I haven't seen one of those things in a long time. Then I would make sure that the chestnuts weren't roasting on an open fire if you know what I mean and I would touch them because I have a passion for chestnuts.

[supernova]

51. Maybe not a different sex, but more social

I would wish to be more social. I might have an easier time selling myself to find a new job. *sigh*

[ronnykmarshall]

52. I'll have to so with being a slut.

I'd bang a bunch of straight guys.

Wait a minute ....... I've done that as guy already.

[LynneSin]

56. But think of the irony

of the straight guys banging a gay man trapped in a woman's body

We could write a movie over this one and it would outsell Titanic!!

[ohiosmith]

53. With my luck I'd have PMS.

[Bertha Venation]

80. ROFL!

eom

[tigerbeat]

54. three words...

....sluttiest lesbian ever.

[noonwitch]

55. I'd whip it out to pee instead of waiting in line for a bathroom!

Also, I'd scratch when I itched.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

60. I can't tell ya

[arcane1]

62. why not?

:shrug:

[LynneSin]

65. Oh yes you can - Don't think you can shock us - because you CAN'T!!!

:evilgrin:

[Edge]

66. I'd spend that day...

in the bedroom exploring my new female organs, until I turn back into a man. ;) :evilgrin:

[INTELBYTES]

70. I'd take a 24 hour shower....

lather the hooters up, rinse and repeat...

[geniph]

75. Given that most of my friends say

that I'm a gay man (with no fashion sense, who can't cook) trapped in a woman's body, I'd take the opportunity to go to the local Bear Fanciers' Club that doesn't allow women. Hey, women can be bear fanciers too!

Or, I'd take Uncle Bonsai's advice:

Penis Envy
by Uncle Bonsai
If I had a penis I'd wear it outside
In cafes and car lots with pomp and with pride
If I had a penis I'd pamper it proper
I'd stay in the tub and use me as a stopper
If I had a penis I'd take it to parties
Stretch it and stroke it and shove it at smarties
I'd take it to pet shows and teach it to stay
I'd stuff it in turkeys on thanksgiving day

I'd rival my buddies in sportscars and stickshifts
I'd shower my spire with girlies and gifts
I'd peek around corners
I'd aim at my toilet
I'd poke it at foreigners
And soap it and oil it
If I had a penis I'd run to my mother
Comb out the hair and compare it to brother
I'd lance her, I'd knight her, my hands would indulge
Pants would seem tighter and buckle and bulge

(chorus)
A penis to plunder, a penis to push
Cause one in the hand is worth one in the bush
A penis to love me, a penis to share...
To pick up and play with when nobody's there

I'd sit like a guy, I'd straddle the chair
I'd play with my fly, albeit with care
I'd dip it in chocolate, I'd stick it in sockets
Go to the movies with hands deep in pockets
I'd stick it in vacuums on vacant verandas
Gas-guzzling bottles and poodles and pandas
And puddles and drain pipes and doggies and ditches,
Poolhalls and potholes and bottles and bitches...

Zucchinis and zebras, tomatoes, tomatoes,
And pineapple pumpkins, and gulches and grottos,
And melons and marshmallows...

Gloves and gorillas
Slurpies and slippers
Chinooks and chinchillas...

(chorus)

If I had a penis, I'd climb every mountain
I'd force it on females
I'd pee like a fountain...

If I had a penis I'd still be a girl,
But I'd make much more money and conquer the world.

[arcane1]

77. LMAO

that was hilarious! :)

[methinks2]

76. do it , do it

do it till you're satisfied . :bounce: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[Bertha Venation]

78. Shaving my entire body and

finding a way to ignore the feeling that my genitals had gone inside-out.

[LynneSin]

81. Man, if only Matcom was here to answer this question

I mean, does anyone even want to take a guess as to what Matcom would do for 24 hours as a woman???

:shrug:

[jmowreader]

83. One lipstick, two teddies, two cases of wine, three boxes of rubbers...

A lot of the guys who work with me need to get laid desperately. I'm afraid I would have to spend the whole day raping my sexually-deprived coworkers.

[Paragon]

84. Steve Martin: "I could never be a woman..."

"...'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day."

[KG]

85. i'd explore that 'multiple orgasm' thing women can do.....

[latebloomer]

86. Reminds me of what I heard on the radio yesterday

on a women's health show. Some menopausal women were taking testosterone to increase their sex drive. One of them went off it almost immediately because--"I couldn't stand being HORNY ALL TTHE TIME!!"

[DS1]

87. I don't know, but I'd be driving FAST from A to B