Cinch bugs. Manganese.

[WilliamPitt]

[WilliamPitt]

1. Not one single reply to a Caddyshack thread?

You're all dead to me now.

:P

[GOPisEvil]

2. A flute without holes is not a flute. A donut without a hole is a danish.

[JoePhilly]

16. Naananananaaannnaaaannna ... baaabbbabbba ...

That was amazing ...

Thank you very little ...

[GOPisEvil]

3. I smell varmint poontang.

And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

[GOPisEvil]

4. In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.

[Hawkeye-X]

5. You can play golf on this grass

and get stone the bejezus out of this stuff...

(I'm paraphrasing, of course)

[GOPisEvil]

6. You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body.

[JoePhilly]

13. I was born to love you ...

I was born to lick your face ...

I was born to rub you ...

But you were born to rub me first.

[lost-in-nj]

7. BE THE BALL

BE THE BALL
BE THE BALL


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

just watched this

lost

[JoePhilly]

14. Where did it land ...

Right in the lumber yard, Danny.

[Hawkeye-X]

8. A few funny quotes..

Rodney Dangerfield gems: (RIP Rodney)

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.

Some Bill Murray gems:

License to kill gophers by the government of the United Nations. Man, free to kill gophers at will. To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong. So you have to fall back on superior intelligence and superior firepower. And that's all she wrote.

This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.

I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.

I have to laugh, because I've outsmarted even myself. My enemy, my foe, is an animal. In order to conquer the animal, I have to learn to think like an animal. And, whenever possible, to look like one. I've gotta get inside this guy's pelt and crawl around for a few days.

[In_The_Wind]

9. IT'S IN THE HOLE.

There!
Are you happy now?

[yvr girl]

10. Are you saying I should have seen this movie?

So far I've missed it.

[WilliamPitt]

11. Wow.

Watch it. Now. :)

[JoePhilly]

15. Run don't walk ... about 90% of the lines are reusable ...

[JoePhilly]

12. There 's no listing for Mr. Wonderful ....

What spelling did you use?

[DainBramaged]

17. The pitts of fruit are usually just garbage

Unless you get lucky and a bird shits one out in the forest and a tree springs up.


Pitts and shit, priceless.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Buck Turgidson]

18. "Don't you people have jobs?"

n/t

[GOPisEvil]

19. Don't you people have homes?

[Buck Turgidson]

20. ..uhhh. Right you are, Kenny!

I blame imdb.

[GOPisEvil]

22. Actually, I believe Judge Smails said both lines in the movie.

[In_The_Wind]

21. I demand satisfaction.

[flying rabbit]

23. So

I got that going for me.