I am a _______________ Magnet

[JCMach1]

Ok, time to confess... in the world of attractions nature sometimes throws us curveballs and makes certain people attracted to us...

Me, for example


I am a magnet for psycho women... I use this term, not as an insult, but as a term to describe the certifiable crazy. For example, in college I dated this wealthy girl from Tulsa for a few months. About 3 weeks into the relationship I found out she was in serious rehab the whole time. Then, I found out about the drunken blackout that found her with a knife in her parent's house. :crazy: Honestly, that's just one example. When I was single and dating, my first questions on a date should have been, "so, tell me about your meds..."

And for some reason, girls named 'Melissa' immediately have radar lock on me... Why? Goddess knows...


So confess, who gets attracted to you?

[taterguy]

1. Chicks who dig guys without cars

If I was still single I'd be beating them off with a stick

[Writer]

2. sociopaths

[Guava Jelly]

4. You rang?

:rofl:

[Writer]

8. I periodically manage to attract the random sexyguy.

With his sexysweetness.

:P

[Guava Jelly]

9. let me know when you find him

:dunce: :D

[lost-in-nj]

3. I was gonna say

dog hair.....


lost

[JCMach1]

6. just get the black out of the closet and things will work out...

unless of course the culprit is a chocolate lab.

[skygazer]

5. Lightning

I realize that's not what you meant but it's true - I've been struck once, shocked twice and had several close calls. :hi:

As for people, I seem to attract bums. And I mean bums. Maybe it's because I treat everyone the same but I had a guy try to pick me up by the dumpster at work one day - a homeless guy who I just said 'hi' to. He followed me to the dumpster, asked if I wanted to get coffee sometime (no doubt with me buying :eyes: ) and when I turned him down, asked me if he could have the day-old rolls I was tossing out. :rofl:

Yes, I gave him the rolls.

[JCMach1]

7. ROFL

[lizerdbits]

10. Loser

I seem to attract loser men, including one psycho. Hence stopped dating almost 10 years ago.

[buddhamama]

11. freaks

in the nicest possible sense of the word. i am fine with it. :)

[Guava Jelly]

13. you rang?

:D :hi:

[Mutley]

12. With a rare exception here and there

I tend to attract users. Not drug users, but people users.

[Guava Jelly]

14. shitstorm magnet

:popcorn:

[Inchworm]

15. I'm a bear all stranger magnet

I actually like this, because I like to talk.

I can be just minding my own business anywhere and people will come up to me and tell me stuffs that I personally would only share with close friends. Like I said, I enjoy discussion so this isn't usually a problem.

But being woke up on an hour 2 long bus ride as I nap heading to work does suck sometimes. I really miss it on occasion though :P

:hi:

[Karenina]

16. Little kid

Toddlers approach me and just start babbling. I like them, they're cute and funny.

[Rob H.]

23. I get the same thing

I don't even have any kids, either. There must be a certain vibe that they pick up on--I take it as a compliment. :D

[HughBeaumont]

17. HMBs.

[redqueen]

18. lately, old men

not older... old

like grandpa old.

:wtf:

[seemunkee]

19. crazy homeless person

They always seem to zero in on my. My family avoids walking too close to me when we are in a major city, they just let me deal with it.

[MissMillie]

20. I'm a loser magnet

without a doubt

[Arugula Latte]

21. Republican Senators with diaper fetishes

I know, I know. Who HASN'T had to deal with a prostitute-going Family Values GOP Southern rightwing politician and his penchant for pooping in Pampers? Hey, we've all been there ...

[JCMach1]

25. glad i wasn't drinking milk

[Left Is Write]

22. I am a dog-and-cat-hair magnet

[billyskank]

27. I get tomato stains

from canned tomato. I am good at that.

[unpossibles]

24. I am a fridge magnet

:D

Actually, I am totally a Weirdness Magnet

[billyskank]

26. Truthfully, I am a nobody magnet

And I don't mean nobodies, I mean nobody.

[underpants]

28. heat rash

too much workingout I guess

[datasuspect]

29. familiarity breeds contempt

you get what you give.

i have always found this to be the case.

here's two more trite (but true) sayings: water seeks its own level and birds of a feather flock together.

[Roon]

30. Some magnets attrack, some magnets repel

some magnets say
hey hey, what the hell
I'll take it both ways
first you come and
then you go
and then you turn around
and P. A. Y. S.
it stays yes it stays no
I don't know what
you're doing here
I don't even want you near
seem like a seem
like a uhhh ....
I'm a I'm a
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
I'm a freak magnet
and I'm calling all the
freaks from the
freak freak planet
I'm a freak magnet
well the birds of a feather
will fly and flock together
and the letter will
come whether
it's good or bad weather
there's a cut on my knees
cause I need to freeze
and there's a cord
on my coat
cause i need to
cut the rope
and you're talking
like sleaze
and you're looking
like disease
seem like a seem
like a uhh...
(Chorus)
I don't wanna
date you ooo
i don't want to rape you ooo
I don't want to kiss you ooo
i will never
miss you because
some magnets repel
and some magnets
attract and some
magnets retreat and
then attack attack
attack
i want it both ways
first i come and
then you go
and you're the one
of us who pays
who says yes? i say no!
(chorus)

[Dr_Funkenstein]

31. Literal

I'm a literal magnet...we all have magnetic fields.

See? Middle of summer, and I can't quit being a damn science teacher.

[deucemagnet]

32. *ahem*