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INTELBYTES Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:38 PM
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I inherited a mixed Uncle living off dead animals in the woods...
The weirdest thing...
He looks like yeti, yet has ann coulters physique.
He smells like the ass end of a pig that has been rotting in the corpse of a dead camel.
He likes his back scratched but then begins humping my leg.
He eats anything the flies haven't finished off yet, and migas.
He frequently licks himself clean if that were possible.
His face is flat, and he has a third nipple.

Darnedest thing I ever did see? Can anyone help me identify what nationality he might be? I'm thinking french but I could be wrong.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:40 PM
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1. It's a...
freeper!!

Or rather, he's sounds like a freeper.
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INTELBYTES Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:41 PM
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2. LOL, is there a bag limit on them, and are they in season?
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:49 PM
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3. I don't believe there's a limit
and I know they're in season year round.
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 08:03 PM
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6. Hey them freepers make good eatin' once you get done scraping the hair
off,, snipping the snout and paring the hard nails back to the quick.

THEN of course you have to boil them FOREVER.

I recommend in a good pibil sauce, lots of chilis, jabanero peppers, etc.
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FarLeftRage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 08:07 PM
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7. Yeah, I heard that before
Never had one tho...
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INTELBYTES Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 09:09 PM
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8. or with some fava beans and a nice chianti!
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:51 PM
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4. Are you sure
it wasn't a mixed woods living off your dead uncle in the animal?
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INTELBYTES Donating Member (881 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-22-04 07:54 PM
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5. can anyone tell me what "meme" means?
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