If you could choose ONE (1) Prescription Rx

[Jack_Dawson]

What would it be? You have to throw the others away. For the rest of your life, you get but one.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Natalie Portman.

[Jack_Dawson]

3. Does Aetna PPO cover that?

I'll have to call that dreaded 800#

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. I think Blue Cross does.

:P

[Hawkeye-X]

2. Ambien.

The other shit can wait.

[Jack_Dawson]

4. Ambien or Ambien CR?

I prefer the former myself.

[dajoki]

45. I don't know, but...

I can't take them. They have opposite effect on me, keeps me up and in the morning I get the worst hangover, head spinning, groggy, all fogged up. So I gave up on them. They work fine for other people I know. Maybe they just don't mix with my other meds.:puke:

[triguy46]

57. I'm with you, it works great.

Don't care for the CR, too hung over.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. OK....kill me now, and be done with it!

One Rx won't cut it for me, my dear Jack_Dawson!

:rofl:

[Jack_Dawson]

8. So your choice is DEATH

vs. having only one (1) prescription? I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry. But thanks for lending some perspective.

[BlooInBloo]

14. DEATH!!!!!

[Left Is Write]

38. Well, if picking only one prescription means death anyway...

that isn't really "choosing" death, is it?

[Rosemary2205]

6. If I had to do that I'd be dead in 2 or 3 days.

no, really.

[Generic Brad]

9. Medical marijuana

I would share too.

[SammyWinstonJack]

10. ...

:thumbsup: The whole World should be on that "drug" It would be a more peaceful place.

[Generic Brad]

13. I agree. Let's ask Rupert Murdoch to hook us up

I heard today that he has a ginormous stash on his property.

[BarenakedLady]

26. Yup!

:thumbsup:

[lizziegrace]

11. Albuteral

Can't breath without it. :(

[SarahB]

12. Cipro or Imitrex

Can't decide.

[TZ]

15. For the sake of my family and friends..

It would probably have to be Xanax....(my BP meds are sooo not exciting):)

[Fox Mulder]

16. Definitely Xanax.

[Jack_Dawson]

34. What strength? n/t

[Deja Q]

17. What I want wouldn't be acceptable in America, but is in the Netherlands

[Guava Jelly]

18. Viagra

:D :woohoo:
the gift that keeps on giving

[lizziegrace]

19. You goof!

:D


:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

20. yeah thats me

:D
:loveya:

[lizziegrace]

21. It does keep on giving...

:evilgrin:

:*

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

28. ..

ibtl :rofl: :D

[Deja Q]

31. yeah, but after 4 hours you'd want it to stop giving... also,

I abstained from saying 'viagra'. Am I proud? Of course not! :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

32. after four hours i could lay on my back and sleep

And let the lady friend continue on if so desired :hide: :rofl:

[Deja Q]

50. And if you were camping, you could pitch your own tent too!

:spray:

[retread]

39. I dunno. That would be a hard decision. I'd need a stiff drink first. n/t

[Richardo]

22. Isn't 'Prescription Rx' something of a rendundancy?

:shrug:

[Jack_Dawson]

35. Yeah...

but I wanted to get both "words" in there. Plus it made sense when I was drinking vodka and red bull. :beer:

[dysfunctional press]

23. mscontin.

i'm a chronic pain patient, so i would have no choice.
i would also continue to smoke pot, since that's not a prescription medication.

[Jack_Dawson]

52. What's that?

Is that like Oxycontin? Sorry for your pain, btw.

[dysfunctional press]

61. it's one step beyond oxycontin...

morphine sulfate continuous dosage (whereas oxylimbaugh or 'oxycontin' stands for oxycodone continuous dosage)

i'm not at that level yet, but may be at some point- so if it's the only pill i'll get, i'll have to stick with the heavy hitter.

i used to take oxycontin- it's like a time-release codeine, with lots of layers, like a mini-jawbreaker, and as it dissolves in your system it releases the opiates gradually...but- if you chew it, you get all the great-tasting codiene at once yum!(chewed, actually, they've supposedly changed the formulation to prevent this)...but for me, it got to be too expensive without insurance- so now it's methadone, vicoprofen, cyclobenzaprine, prednisone, ibuprofen, 222's, and a bit(ok- quite a bit) of weed- but that isn't a prescription here in illinois, yet...

the condition is ankylosing spondylitis- a slow fusion of the spine. mine went un/mis-diagnosed for a couple of decades, when pot and ibuprofen were my only relief. it started in my lumbar & cervical spine, went into 'remission'(?) for awhile, and now it's getting pretty serious about my thoracic.

and then there's the migraines...

the good news is that i'm probably a shoe-in for one of the future "bodyworlds" exhibits at a museum near you.

[hippywife]

24. Lortab.

Definitely my Lortab!

[Jack_Dawson]

36. Luckyyyyyyyy

:toast:

[hippywife]

44. Not necessarily.

:hi:

[Lyric]

25. A good all-around antibiotic

if I'm being realistic.

Percocet if I'm being selfish.

[davsand]

27. There is an awful lot herbs can be used for.

I'd take a Drug To be Named Later, I guess.


Laura

[GardeningGal]

29. Since I'm recovering from shoulder surgery

I'd have to pick Vicodin.

[Jack_Dawson]

37. Great stuff, eh?

Congrats on almost 1,000 posts.

[SKKY]

30. It would have to be Vitamin M...

...That's what we call Motrin in the Navy, since they prescribe it for like EVERYTHING!!!!

[Joe Fields]

33. definitely medical marijuana

[Sheltiemama]

40. Maxalt

It relieves my migraines. I don't go anywhere without it. It's always in my purse, and I keep the rest where I can reach it from my bed.

[Liberal Veteran]

41. Can we get a special dispensation for HIV patients?

One drug ain't gonna cut it.

[sakabatou]

42. Trileptal

[johnnie]

43. Meth

[stuntcat]

46. Accutane :(

[WinkyDink]

47. Gas-X. You think I jest?!

[elshiva]

48. Seroquel

Can't sleep without seroquel

[Blue_In_AK]

49. I like Vicodin. n/t

[Jack_Dawson]

51. And you're FEMALE!

That's weird...most feems I know throw up on the stuff. You're one of the lucky ones who can properly enjoy it.

[Blue_In_AK]

53. Oh, no, I function great on it.

I had some left over around here for a while that I got when I had a stress fracture in my foot, and I really liked taking it when I had a lot of typing to do (I'm a legal transcriptionist) because it keeps me from getting cramps in my arms. I know a lot of people get drowsy with it, but for me it keeps me awake and feeling no pain -- and as a byproduct, typing like the wind and making no mistakes. I guess I'm one of the lucky ones. (All those drugs in my youth have given me great tolerance, I guess.) :hippie:

[KitchenWitch]

64. I am a female and I don't throw up on vikes

I am also a chronic pain patient, so I am fairly vike tolerant.

[NMDemDist2]

54. a good antibiotic, the rest I can probably do with herbs and such n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

55. Birth control pills.

:hi: That way, when I get to menopause, they'll do my hot flashes as well. :P

[no name no slogan]

56. Cocaine

I don't like cocaine, I just like the way it smells

[triguy46]

58. Zyrtec. wish it would go generic.

[camero]

59. Does insulin count?

Because I need two to live.

[MiserableFailure]

60. Definitely my Desoxyn(methamphetamine hydrochloride)

I have it prescribed for me for ADD and it lasts longer and is about 50% stronger than the highest dose of Adderall. Very hard to get a script for it and it is a controlled substance just like the adderall. It's basically legal modified methamphetamine

[Seashell Eyes]

62. definitely birth control, not just because of it's intended purpose

I like having a predictable cycle

[WindRavenX]

63. weed and xanax.

NT