I need to reveal something very personal about my love life...

[LeftyFingerPop]

wait....sorry...phone....be right back....

[Critters2]

1. Fool me once

Shame on you. Fool me twice, err, umm, I won't be fooled again.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I'm sorry....

I repeat myself...it's my age :P

[Critters2]

6. No biggie.

I might be tempted to do the same thing, if I had a love life. Or even remembered what one looks like.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. I think you did this the other night, my dear philboy...

I am no longer taking the bait......

So there!

:P

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. Jeeeez Peggy....

I need some new material!! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. That you do, baby.........

And this isn't it!

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

7. .........

:eyes:


Not fallin' for it, darlin'.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Nobody is!!

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

9. Well, we are a rather smart bunch here (and a bit smart-alecky too).

:hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. That's the only...

way to be my friend.

[SeattleGirl]

12. Amen, friend!

:pals:

[S n o w b a l l]

11. I get it!

You really ARE a phone sex operator.

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. Yes Engi my dear...

In fact, I do my phone sex job while I post on DU. I am speaking to a woman right now....I'm telling her that I am 6 ft 5, solid as a rock, and a millionaire. In actuality, I am 4 11 on a good day, haven't showered since my last birthday, and I'm asking her what she is wearing in between bites of a stale baloney sandwich while swilling down some cheap beer.

Damn....it doesn't get any better than this! :rofl:

[S n o w b a l l]

14. Are they hiring?

:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Yes they are and in fact...

I am their training representative. I train all the new recruits. So come here, sit on my lap, and I will teach you. First of all....let me hear you call me "Baloney boy"....ok that's not bad....now whisper it....say softly..."you're so handsome Baloney boy"....that's right Engi....that's right...now say "MY GOD Baloney boy....for only being 4 11, you're so....you're so......yummy...." OK, now say it in a whisper...that's right...now Engi....

Ooooops....sorry...getting a little carried away there. It's tough being a trainer....

[fizzgig]

15. hey engi

how you doing lady? :hug:

sorry for the threadjack, phil :)

[S n o w b a l l]

18. hey kagehime!

Nice to see you! I'm doing good...how are YOU doing?

:hug: :hug:

[fizzgig]

20. i'm drinking beer

and i'm happy :D

[laylah]

21. ..

:hug:

[fizzgig]

22. hi mommy

:hug:

[S n o w b a l l]

23. Me too!

:toast:

And I'm so glad you're happy! :hug:

[fizzgig]

24. *grin*

:toast:

[Ptah]

16. One click happiness

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT CONCERNING MY LOVE LIFE.

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. Oh shit!!

This proves that I have absolutely no idea what I post in here :hi: :rofl:

[rug]

25. Is this a copycat of the horse's vaginal cavity thread?