I am opening up a daycare for undisciplined brats

[Guava Jelly]

only 5 bucks per kid per hour
Meals provided of course

I am calling it GoPsUx's Happy fun care :D
:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

1. I'd like to reserve 3 spots

kthxbai

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

4. I'll give you a discount

cuz yer so purdy :D :hi:

[BarenakedLady]

7. Bonus!

Now do you take undisciplined dogs as well?

[Guava Jelly]

11. yes i do

I have a special room for them
and a special menu

:hide:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Well my dog Ben

would prefer rabbit. In fact, he brought me one to prepare for him just yesterday. :scared:

[Guava Jelly]

19. Well Ben deserves the best!

and of course

the wine of his choice

(sorry about the bunny)

[Writer]

2. You toss the dog food INTO the cage, don't you?

I've read that that's the best way to preserve the child's self-esteem. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

5. I figure i can put one bowl in the middle and let them duke it out

survival of the fittest :silly:

[cwydro]

3. you are so bad!

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

6. you are just mad because i am gonna be rich

:rofl: :hi:

[cwydro]

18. I'll buy stock.

There is no shortage of little brats running around.:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

22. Cool !!!

My first investor :D

[taterguy]

8. The flaw in your business plan

The only children who misbehave are the off-spring of Freepers so you might have to take GOPSUX out of the name

[Guava Jelly]

9. I'll call it GoPrOx's is that better

:D

[Writer]

10. I can't wait to have children... so I can send my little wonders to the Brat Camp.

((cue folk music))

I am Earth Motherrrrrr! Let them run freeeee!
Earth Motherrrrr!

Oooh ooooh oooh ooooooohhhhh.

Maybe that can be the jingle for the commercial?

[Guava Jelly]

12. I got an idea for the slogan

GoPrOx wee'll lern ya right(wing) :crazy:

[Writer]

17. Oh that's excellent.

You can have old Communist-style recruitment posters:

FEED THE CHILD. GROW THE CHILD.
DISCIPLINE = CONTROL, CONTROL = CONSERVATISM!

Or also:

Need a good place to get yer whuppin's?

[Guava Jelly]

20. I have a lady i plan to hire to help me

No wire coat hangers!!!!!!

[Writer]

26. Mom?

:scared:

[Guava Jelly]

28. it's mummy dearest

[Writer]

29. Yeah... I know...

I think I'm going to go now...

:yoiks:

[JVS]

14. Camp Discipline!

[Guava Jelly]

16. yep and i will of course offer a beverage

(w/benadryl chasers)

[rug]

15. Children should fly only in the cargo hold.

[Guava Jelly]

21. As long as they are in carriers

[Fire Walk With Me]

32. That's great. Only the dog looks unhappy.

And he can't sue.

[Guava Jelly]

33. Yeah but i have it on good authority he voted straight republican

so screw that pooch :silly:

[Fire Walk With Me]

34. You are a patriot and a judge of fine beer

:-)

[Guava Jelly]

35. Danka

:D

[Pithlet]

23. And hooked up to a benedryl drip n/t

[Guava Jelly]

24. Good thinking!!

I could use great minds like you on my staff :D

[Pithlet]

25. We could take them on outings to Olive Garden.

It will be great :)

[Guava Jelly]

27. On leashes

:D

[TZ]

30. How about a wing for undisciplined bratty....

cats. Mine are driving me crazy (one is obsessed with the bedroom door and keeps closing it-I am waiting to come home and find kitties have locked themselves up!):) :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

31. good idea

I will draw up a business plan :)

[Joe Fields]

36. Dammit! You stole my idea...

:mad:

[Guava Jelly]

37. I am the Carlos Mencia of DU

Plagerize baby thats my motto!!! :D

[Joe Fields]

42. Why not? works for him!

:toast:

[Guava Jelly]

43. hell to the yeah!

:thumbsup:

[Joe Fields]

44. and if you need any extra whips and chains, I will be most happy to supply.

(for the little darlings, of course)

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

53. well yeah

:silly:

[EstimatedProphet]

38. Man! I love brats! Especially cheddar brats, or beer brats!

[Guava Jelly]

39. I love those as well!

English Bangers also Rawk!! :D

[buddhamama]

40. can i get a job with you?

i love bratty kids. :D

[Guava Jelly]

41. buddhamama!!

:loveya:

(i already gave you this one i know) :D
Of course..But i doubt you know much about bratty kids :D Yours is such a peach :)

[buddhamama]

46. i keep him in line

with cranberry juice spiked with vodka. :) it saves me money on food too, because he sleeps a lot, i rarely have to feed him anymore.

he is a good kid.


i love the butterfly, buddy! thanks. :hug: :loveya: :hug:

You're A Peach!

[Guava Jelly]

47. Good thinking :o)

You are so freaking smart!!!!
Thank you for the peaches my dear friend..
(And of course he is a good kid..He has such a wonderful buddhamama) :hug: :loveya: :hug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

45. You're only a step away from putting your charges to work.

Think about it... You've made a profit from their parents, now the brats can start making a profit for you through hard work. It's a win-win situation with hardly any ethical entanglement.

"It's not a sweat shop. They're learning important work skills for their adult lives. And getting an important preview of corporate workplaces. You are the hypocrites, not I."

[Guava Jelly]

48. Yeah!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

I could start a coal mining operation fronted through my daycare....
:woohoo:

[Fire Walk With Me]

56. A little black lung is character-building.

[LeftyMom]

49. Is that vegan dog food?

If it is, LK will be right over.

[Guava Jelly]

50. Yes of course it is :)

And I even used spices :D

[LeftyMom]

51. What sort of...

Fuck it, I don't care. The kid will be right over. I need a beer and a nap, in that order.

[Guava Jelly]

52. I used old spices i had in my cabinet

At least that is what it said on the bottle..wait brb I'll photograph it

It sure smelled pretty :D

[Ptah]

54. I'll drop them off in a half an hour.

[Guava Jelly]

55. if the kid in red brings booze

I'll cut you a two fer one deal :D

[Ptah]

59. They'll bring their pets. Got any watermelon?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

57. The dog food looks great

"Please, sir, can we have some more?"
:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

58. oliver?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Orwgm5_nKc8
Oliver! - Consider Yourself
..shit i need to get to bed..:D

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

61. Thanks for the youtube link

But it sort of reminded me of the video of Edwards whispering in Hillary's ear.

Consider yourself part of the family.

Consider me for running mate.

Something

:rofl:

[assclown_bush]

60. The critters should be hosed down once a day for the sake of cleanliness.

:woohoo: