Boobs may explode in the jungle

[Loonman]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30500-12977609,00.html


JORDAN BOOBS MAY EXPLODE

Doctors have warned that Jordan's 34FF breasts could explode if jungle leeches get to chomp on them.


The silicone-enhanced glamour model plans to strip off on I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here.

But medics claim that is one of the most perilous things she could do, according to the Daily Star.

They reckon that if leeches attach themselves to her ample bosom, her precious assets will become inflamed - and grow even larger.

[commander bunnypants]

1. Exploding boobies

I am there. Where is my camera?


DDQM

[Kamika]

2. Damn

I wish I would have to be warned of that :p

[Skittles]

3. ok

this is just f***ing sick

[Loonman]

4. I'd pay money to see that

Maybe.

[On the Road]

5. Was This Translated from the Hungarian?

"My tits explode after midnight"? :smoke:

[camero]

6. Lookin at her pic.

I thought my pants were gonna explode. :P

[jimbo fett]

7. Are we supposed to know who this Jordan girl is? I've never heard of her.

[CrownPrinceBandar]

9. You know, Jordan....

the chick with the big boobs! hehe. Leaving now.

[Fleshdancer]

8. A 34FF boob job? That's not good for her back.

Who is this woman anyway?

[KensPen]

10. I saw a boob explode in Iowa

and OKLAHOMA
and NEW YORK
and CALIFORNIA
and.....


sorry,
it was a shitty comment and I went for it,
it's what I do.

[Lostmessage]

11. Where can I buy a pair?

I want some :evilgrin:.