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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:13 PM Original message |
Give me some lies for my resume |
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redqueen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:14 PM Response to Original message |
1. You have hugged the redwoods... |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:18 PM Response to Reply #1 |
5. Ooooh! Trippy! |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
2. Shook Al Gore's hand while at the Live Earth Concert in East Rutherford New Jersey |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #2 |
6. Nice! |
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
3. Graduated |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:19 PM Response to Reply #3 |
7. That sounds like something they wouldn't bother checking. |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:17 PM Response to Original message |
4. Mine is a work of "faction" |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:20 PM Response to Reply #4 |
8. Perhaps I'll just include some clip art in lie of employment experience |
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Joe Fields (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #8 |
11. Really. What's the worst that can happen? |
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Connonym (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:22 PM Response to Original message |
9. you the only male escort I'd ever use and you can reference me if you like |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:25 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. Sweet! |
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EstimatedProphet (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:25 PM Response to Original message |
12. You invented the Wankel Rotary Engine |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:26 PM Response to Reply #12 |
13. Any opportunity to say "wankel" in a job interview must be seized |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:26 PM Response to Original message |
14. spent a year taking dictation for Paris Hilton's phone text messaging |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:27 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. I recently had a vacation lasting about three weeks, in fact |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:27 PM Response to Original message |
16. You invented Post-Its? |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:30 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. While I'm at it, I should demand royalties for each one used |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:48 PM Response to Reply #17 |
32. Grab the pad of Post-its from their desk during the interview and sign it. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #32 |
37. I should just print out my resume on Post-its, then! |
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Debi (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:54 PM Response to Reply #37 |
50. OMG - number each page and place them through out their offices |
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LaraMN (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:32 PM Response to Original message |
18. You once stayed up and worked without food or sleep for eighteen days. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:35 PM Response to Reply #18 |
21. I could claim that sleep is for wimps and that food is a self-indulgent luxury |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:34 PM Response to Original message |
19. Graduated from Beijing University, and you're fluent in Mandarin Chinese |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:40 PM Response to Reply #19 |
24. With my luck, my boss will be from Iran, and he'll bust out some Farsi on me |
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NewJeffCT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:42 PM Response to Reply #24 |
27. OK then |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:43 PM Response to Reply #27 |
29. It's a deal! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:35 PM Response to Original message |
20. You spent the two years after college as a Helpingham Scholar in England |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:40 PM Response to Reply #20 |
25. Ham needs all the help it can get |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:38 PM Response to Original message |
22. You spent time as a professional beekeeper |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:41 PM Response to Reply #22 |
26. My first attempt at beekeeping wasn't very successful |
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TZ (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:47 PM Response to Reply #26 |
31. Oops, |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:48 PM Response to Reply #31 |
34. Sounds like a euphemism for "illicit IV drug user" |
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LeftyFingerPop (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:39 PM Response to Original message |
23. Your lovemaking skills inspired Mike Nesmith's mom to invent liquid paper. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:42 PM Response to Reply #23 |
28. I don't know if that's just so wrong or just so right |
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pagerbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:46 PM Response to Original message |
30. Employee of the Month at the A&P in 1980 |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:49 PM Response to Reply #30 |
35. Was it John Updike's resume, by chance? |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:48 PM Response to Original message |
33. You used to kickbox bears |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:50 PM Response to Reply #33 |
36. That's a good one--it would be hard to verify |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #36 |
40. oh add in that you were undefeated! |
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NoPasaran (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 06:09 PM Response to Reply #40 |
52. Well duh! |
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baldguy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:53 PM Response to Original message |
38. In 1958, you helped develop the ALGOL programming language for the Univac 1170. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:56 PM Response to Reply #38 |
39. Wow. Forty-nine years go by so fast |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 03:58 PM Response to Original message |
41. I just use the jummiy buffet version |
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LynneSin (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:00 PM Response to Reply #41 |
42. Never been arrested in Mexico - so much as for respect for you |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:08 PM Response to Reply #42 |
46. well, I didn't say they were all still true |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:04 PM Response to Reply #41 |
44. If I quote Jimmy Buffet, he'll sue me. The litigious bastard |
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northzax (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:09 PM Response to Reply #44 |
47. well, then go with... |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:02 PM Response to Original message |
43. You won first place medals 3 years in a row during the |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:06 PM Response to Reply #43 |
45. That would indeed make me eminently employable |
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martymar64 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
48. You used to get coffee for Penny Marshall |
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mzteris (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
49. you don't have to lie, you know - |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 05:58 PM Response to Original message |
51. You're required to register so the army can recall you to fight terrorists. |
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Wcross (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 06:16 PM Response to Original message |
53. We had an intern that left her computer on one time....oh boy! |
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Fire Walk With Me (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
54. "My heart is pure, so I have the strength of ten men." |
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sniffa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 08:11 PM Response to Original message |
55. you don't need Lies |
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Seashell Eyes (498 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 08:14 PM Response to Original message |
56. You built the pyramids |
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jmm (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 08:17 PM Response to Original message |
57. You worked for the International Arabian Horse Association |
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XemaSab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jul-09-07 08:18 PM Response to Original message |
58. You can type 150 wpm |
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