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sittin in the waiting room at the vets office...shakin like leaves....all scared....keep lookin at each other...shakin....lookin at each other....
dog 1: what are you here for?
dog 2: i peed and pooped all over the kitchen floor. i bite everyone, i'm very agressive, so my owners are going to have my balls cut off so i settle down.
dog 1: wow, thats terrible man...
dog 2: what are you here for?
dog 1: my owner is a beautiful blonde woman, hour glass figure, sexy as hell, i saw her get out of the shower the other day....she was standing there naked....i couldnt help myself...i jumped on her leg and started humping her....she couldnt remove me for 5 minutes.
dog 2: oh shit...i guess you are going to get your balls cut off too?
dog 1: no, she sent me here to get my nails clipped and to have something done about my breath.
zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh shit, i just realized i posted this once....but who cares. O8)
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