Company's Want Ad: Condom Testers Needed

[LynneSin]

http://www.nbc10.com/health/13634864/detail.html

Company's Want Ad: Condom Testers Needed
Positions Open In Australia

POSTED: 2:09 pm EDT July 6, 2007Email This Story | Print This Story

MELBOURNE, Australia -- For some it's a dream job: condom tester.

Australian condom-maker Durex is recruiting 200 adults as product testers. Both male and female Australians are invited to apply for the positions. And their applications are to include an explanation of why they would make an "expert" condom tester.

Durex said each member of its condom panel will receive a pack of Durex sex products and a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars.

There's no pay for the job of condom tester, but just think about the fringe benefits.

[LostinVA]

1. From which end?

Do they need them to test them down under?

[LynneSin]

5. Hello from New Jersey

:hi:

We tried to go to the movies but ended up spending an hour going through all those damn jughandles & circles

Damn state - not a real state like Delaware

[LostinVA]

7. Haruka is currently only 30 minutes to the west of you

Maybe it's some weird nuclear fusion thing with the two of you so close.

[The Straight Story]

2. I am 41 and have never wore a condom

Mom hated em :rofl:

[LostinVA]

3. How is that even funny?

[The Straight Story]

4. Take two six packs and call me in the morning

and it will be :)

[LostinVA]

8. I never think incest jokes are funny

[The Straight Story]

9. That's probably why you aren't laughing

I was molested myself, and sometimes laughter is the best medicine (and no, wasn't ma).

[LostinVA]

10. Again, incest jokes are never funny

I was in a relationship with an incest survivor for several years and once again, it isn't funny. Having known incest survivors they would have NEVER made jokes like that.

You may think it's funny, but there are lots of incest survivors on DU who would not think it's funny. You should be sensitve to their feelings. You still have time to edit your post.

Discussion finished.

[LynneSin]

11. I didn't know Jerry Falwell had an account here

[Hugin]

6. They'll never replace chewing gum...

What? :shrug:

[Wiccan Warrior]

12. I wonder if you're a gay couple if you can still test them........lol..n/t