Rednecks check in here...........

[BigDaddyLove]

How often did you get "You gonna finish that beer or so I have to beat the shit out of you?", or "You and your sister look great together". Did you want to change your underwear in school? What names did you call people?

For men: Are you often called "Prisoner #358922"?

This is the redneck support thread. Join in yaw!!!!!!!

[NoMoreRedInk]

1. I am what most elitists call a redneck....

It's the only acceptable slur left in society and I'd just as soon you leave it to us to use amongst ourselves.

If you are one of us, please accept my apologies.

Soooooiiiiiieeee!

[BigDaddyLove]

2. I share your pain.........

What can we laugh at if not ourselves?

[KG]

4. wait a minute!

what kind of redneck says 'I share your pain....'?

what happened to 'you got that shit right, bubba'?

[Cleita]

8. Not a redneck here, but I thought elitist was the last slur.

eom

[Archae]

3. According to Jeff Foxworthy...

I'm a redneck.

(I hand-leather tooled my name on my belt.) :crazy:

[CanuckAmok]

7. I like to go 4x4 rock-crawling...so I guess I'm a redneck.

Cool.

[DuctapeFatwa]

9. I am crashing this thread to say Jeff Foxworthy is FUNNY!

Please keep my unauthorized viewing of Jeff to yourselves.

Thank you.

Now I will tiptoe out discretely, don't worry, no one saw me.

[Lefty48197]

5. Don't touch my pickup, my fishin pole, or my old milwaukee

and everything will be just fine.

[IronLionZion]

6. Somerset, PA checking in

yes, I'm checking my entire hometown in cause we're all rednecks!

[guitar man]

10. You bet!

Yup,I'm a redneck! It would be a little hard to grow up "in the country" in Oklahoma and not retain at least a part of it.

I love the Jeff Foxworthy stuff. Every time he rips off one of the "You might be a Redneck" one liners,I get an image in my head of someone I actually know that fits the bill. :)