Turn on, tune in, and CAPTION

[Fenris]

"Whoa, man...this is some good shit!"

[wysimdnwyg]

1. Heh heh, in this coat...

no one can tell I'm playin' "pocket pool".

[underpants]

2. A steaming pile

:bounce:

[bearfan454]

3. Major rush ! Act straight. Hell I haven't had one like that

since when my Daddy ran the CIA.

[underpants]

4. OMG Fenris I just realized we may be living in a remake of "Bananas"

and I'm not sure this is an improvement on the original.

[Fenris]

7. Exactly! He's just missing the glasses and the beard!

Viva El Presidente!

[waterman]

5. What brain cells actually look like on the way out

[peekaloo]

6. EPA needs to analyze his breath for toxic emissions.

[cosmicdot]

8. W is pre-thinking the SOTU: "My fellow 'mericans ...

... its been a year of progress, and uh... meaningfullness. A tyrant has been toppled, like the uh - statues that fell, that were forlorn - foresaken. Don't cry for me, uh - on me, shame on me. Which is why its important to create jobs, and fulfill destinies to obligation - which is uh, obligationing - to the Moon? To Mars? Perhaps the challenges - of uh - our forefathers... will be met, bettered, bestified. Its possible - and I expect Congress to act on many bills that betternized, modernify - progress... which is crucial... all in all, we've had a fabulous year - of uh economic growth, and unprecedented murder... in the name of freedom, which is like a blanket - of uh - liberty, liberationizing the peoples... which is a primary goal... of humans, which is why I'm for human rights - for every one, regardless of faltering, uh religion... and uh..."


*** thanks to DUer thebigidea for penning this which kicked off the SOTU threads last night ***

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=1037865

[Fenris]

9. Don't forget steroid use!

:hi:Great job!

[cosmicdot]

10. I thought thebigidea captured the spirit of captioning and *

... I had to save it for today :)


If you've ever seen BBC's DeadRingers, and know the voice they do for * ... it only enhances it ...