Memo___What Now, Bitches?___

[VenusRising]

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

I wish I was good at math so I could do this.

[Inchworm]

1. I aint either

simply thinkin.. call me! Looks like yer loaded! :D

:hi:

[VenusRising]

3. Well, it looks like they are loaded.

It's not my check. I just found it on the internets. :P

I was told by a math genius that the check is equal to about a dollar, which makes it even funnier.

:hi:

[Inchworm]

6. darn!

it must be that decimal point..

st00pid math.. I thought you were rich! :P

:hi:

[VenusRising]

10. Rich in the most important ways!

A husband that loves me, a kitty that bitches at me to feed him all the time, wonderful family, and great friends both real and virtual.

Money is worthless without love and happiness.

:hug::loveya:

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. It's equal to 2/10 of a cent minus an infinitesimal

0.002 is 2/10 of a cent

e^(i*pi) is -1

the summation limit is 1 (it never reaches one: it is infinitesimally below 1)

Thus, the check is worth 0.002-dx dollars, where dx is the infinitesimal.

[fizzgig]

2. i love it!

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

4. I wish I could do that with my bills.

It would make their heads spin or explode.

:hi:

How are you tonight?

:hug:

[fizzgig]

5. i'd love to see their faces

when they got that check :rofl:

i'm not too bad tonight. bed time is creeping up, but not quite yet

how are you? :hi:

[VenusRising]

8. Right!

Too bad it didn't have a little spy cam on it. We would have all gotten a real laugh!

I'm pretty good. I need to go to bed soon because I have to get up and go get my passport tomorrow. Well, apply for it anyway. But sleep never sounds good until I'm exhausted, and I'm not yet. x(

[fizzgig]

12. i'm the same way sometimes

i might just go to bed to get away from the damn moth that keeps trying to attack me x(

good luck with the application

[VenusRising]

13. Thank you.

I hope they get it to us in a timely fashion. I'm not holding my breath because I will lose consciousness, pass out and hit my head on something, only to be breathing again with a head injury and no passport. :rofl:

I have so much faith in government. :eyes:



Go away stupid moth!! Leave kagehime alone, she's mine right now! :hug:

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

7. ROFL!!!!!

That is hysterical!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Inchworm]

9. I agree

that is funny stuffs.. but what does it mean? lol

Ill soooo put it in a check if it makes sense :P

[VenusRising]

11. Don't you wonder

what the event was that spawned that check? I bet the story is a humdinger!

:rofl::rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

14. Yeah, somebody needs to find out the story behind this!

All I know is, mathematically speaking, if you're gonna put a series in the amount line, you'd better make damn sure that
(a) the series converges absolutely
(b) it converges to the right amount!

[VenusRising]

17. I'm not math-y enough to do either a or b.

Welcome to DU!

:hi::hug:

[Dr. Strange]

21. Thanks for the welcome!

Yep, writing series on checks is definitely something that should be left to the pros. I know someone who put a series in the amount line and he ended up bankrupt and lost his car; he didn't lose his house, but when he woke up he had a wife and three kids!
Risky business, this series stuff.

And for the freepers: I'm series!!11!!

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. I think it would have been funnier as 0.02, not 0.002

[Toasterlad]

18. That Memo Note is Gold, Jerry. GOLD.

[Random_Australian]

19. Ha! I didn't even know you could have .2 cents! By the way, e^ipi + that sum =0.

[SPKrazy]

20. he he!

you be funny 2 nite

:D

:hug:

hi there venus!
;)

:loveya:

:hi: