How, Oh How do I become one that delivers such services?

[KitchenWitch]

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/wan/356482546.html

And wouldn't that be Women's Sadists Club

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. *Cracks whip*

Looks like fun! :evilgrin:

I'd guess you'd call, and sign up!

:woohoo:

[KitchenWitch]

2. for the $1K an hour...

I would only have to work a few hours a week...

:evilgrin:

[lost-in-nj]

3. Sounds like fun

:evilgrin: :evilgrin:

We have a listing here in northern NJ for a
Tantric Massuese........

OMFG......



lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. I am embarrassed by this...

thread. Lets all pray.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

5. Or should we

prey?:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

6. I'll have what SHE is having!

Prey!

:rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. I am surprised at your response Peggy...

I thought you were one of the "non-perverts" in here. I will pray for you. :evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. I am normally a very well-behaved lady....

Normally!

However, from time to time, my *um* wilder side busts loose........

Then...Look out!

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. Well Peggy...

I will pick up your slack. You are witnessing a new philboy. I'm on the straight and narrow now. No more immature remarks, sexual innuendo, or off color comments. I have seen the light.

:evilgrin:

[some guy]

18. for another 82 posts anyway.

Sorry you're in 700 club hell.

:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

19. What is that Peggy? Not familiar with this...n/t

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. The 700 Club!

You have just commenced being there!

It used to be a bigger deal than it is now...

People would race to get through it as quickly as possible!

So, that's the short version...

I don't remember the whole story!

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. Ah got me a big mouth....

and I'm likkered up on cheap wine, so I spect to be through this here 700 club tonight!! :evilgrin:

(just joking about being "likkered up")

[CaliforniaPeggy]

23. You should start your own thread....

And plead for help to escape the dreaded "700 Club!"

Folks have been known to get through it in one evening, but I warn you, that's unusual!

I hadn't noticed your having a big mouth...:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

25. You didn't notice ?

Then you haven't been paying attention! :D

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. Maybe not!

But....trust me.....I am now!:evilgrin:

[some guy]

27. I'm not Peggy, but since I brought it up

The 700 Club is a prgram on Pat Robertson's CBN (Christian Broadcast Network?)

While passing through the 700 club (posts 700-800) DUers would "feel the spirit" and change from their wicked, pervy ways, into straight and narrow types. Very much the essence of your post # 14, which is why I responded to it as I did.

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

8. Go Peggy Go Peggy

YEAH



lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. You too?

I am so confused. I also thought you were a "non-pervert". I will pray for your perviness.

[lost-in-nj]

11. I go

crazy to sometimes......
you just gotta let go......

:)



lost

[KitchenWitch]

12. Pray that we all become pervier?

:evilgrin:

[lost-in-nj]

13. LOL

:evilgrin: :bounce: :bounce: :beer:


lost

[LeftyFingerPop]

15. I would pray for that...

but I think it would take a true miracle for you to become any pervier.

[KitchenWitch]

16. Who me?

O8)

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. Not really...

:P

[trof]

20. How? HOW, you ask? Like this:

How 'bout them feller whuppers,
Ain't they a rip?
Some use a paddle,
Some use a whip.
Some use a two-by-four,
Some use a strop.
Watchin' them dance around,
Seein' 'em hop.

How to be a feller whupper?
Ain't nuthin' to it.
Git a can uh whup-ass,
I reckon that'll do it.

;-)

[pitohui]

24. i dunno but i'm pretty sure advertising on craigs list is not the way

these ladies assuming they exist (they don't) are not getting $1K an hour

if you're serious about getting into the business, set up a dungeon, have the right wardrobe, and hit the right clubs, the guys in need of what you have to offer will be all over you, you'll have to fight em off with yeah a whip, even at my advanced age if i wear enough black leather i'm going to get hit on by some wimp, they're everywhere