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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:00 AM
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I don't read Javanese. Can someone help me with the meaning of this poster?
I think it's trying to tell me something.

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Drum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:04 AM
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1. No touching.
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 11:18 AM by Drum
No bare skin.
Don't look at each other.
Be near mosques.
Woman must walk to the left.
Walk at night.

:shrug: Obviously I don't understand the text, but....
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Boojatta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:10 AM
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2. A free online tool gives the following semi-coherent result.
About the implementation syari'at Islam the field aqjdah. Religious duties and syriar Islam the article. 13 articles (1) anyone of Islam obligatory high-fashion islami that was not high-fashion Islam was condemned with the punishment ta'zir.

http://www.toggletext.com/kataku_trial.php
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:11 AM
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3. Don't wear Western clothing.
Wear more modest clothing?
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 01:06 PM
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15. More specifically,
If you wear western clothing, then you'll break out in a big red "X".
On the other hand, if you wear modest clothing, then big mosques will fly out of your butt.

Something along those lines.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:14 AM
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4. Don't pick up women who dress like Captain Kirk
Women turn into Russian Dolls when you put them near an underwater temple
Public sister-diddling is frowned upon
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LaurenG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:16 AM
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5. OMG, exactly...
:rofl:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:19 AM
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6. What about green women Kirk would pick up?
Can I try to pick them up?
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:48 PM
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21. OMG, that Captain Kirk comment is too funny!!!
:spray:
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:21 AM
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7. "We love hats." nt
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jobycom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:23 AM
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8. Walk on the sidewalks instead of the flowers, unless you are in front of a temple?
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mainegreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:40 AM
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9. Don't knowingly slap your wife's tookus in front of the children.
Instead pretend you both don't do 'that'. It's for their mental health
Think of the children!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:46 AM
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10. it basically says
the same thing as this..... :shrug:


http://www.modest-swimwear.net/
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 12:14 PM
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12. Damn, they don't have a bathing-leisure suit for men!
:-(
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 12:47 PM
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13. Ooo, I like that website!
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 12:54 PM by Bucky
The text there reads "We desire to please the Lord in the way we dress and not be a stumbling block to others."

Translation: our menfolk tend to stumble over themselves when they walk around the neighborhood pool sporting boners.

Speaking of which, check out the upskirt action on the hottie in orange. And doesn't the trim waist on that girl in blue fill your head with lusty, impure thoughts.



Oh no! I can see her ankles! Down, boner, down!
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 01:09 PM
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16. hey
That one in the orange, now I'd hit that! :P
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 01:15 PM
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17. Who, that hussy showing her ankles in order to give men impure thoughts?
Edited on Tue Jun-19-07 01:15 PM by Bucky
Yes, she needs to be hit. Spare the rod and spoil the wife, the Good Book says.
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guitar man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 01:44 PM
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18. yeah
she needs a spanking!! :evilgrin:
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kestrel91316 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 04:45 PM
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20. OMG, those aren't those ultra-fundie swimsuits, are they?
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ghostsofgiants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 01:09 PM
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23. Somehow those seem like a drowning waitng to happen.
Edited on Thu Jun-21-07 01:09 PM by primate1
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HughBeaumont Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 11:47 AM
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11. Da bitches BETTA cover up proper!
Looks like subservience in motion from where I'm standing.
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 12:48 PM
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14. No shirt, no shoes, no service.
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Javaman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-19-07 03:29 PM
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19. Translation: don't touch your wifes ass in public....
note my name.

;)

:rofl:
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-21-07 12:56 PM
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22. I think you may have conjugated the pronoun incorrectly...
I read it as "Don't touch this ass' wife in public."
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