The puppy just brought a gift in and I think I'm going to hurl.

[Midlodemocrat]

:puke:

Thank God, Mr. is home or I would be on my way to the Holiday Inn.

[jakefrep]

1. Was it a hunting "trophy"?

Did the puppy want it stuffed and mounted?

[Midlodemocrat]

5. I'll tell you what, she looked pretty pleased until I started screaming.

[DS1]

2. Was it a crusty turd?

They can smell meat, you know, in cat poo. That's why they go digging for treats.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. No. In a previous incarnation, it was a mole.

:puke:

And now my husband is making fun of me. :cry:

[matcom]

3. oh no! don't tell me puppy found your meth lab!

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Ha. Ha.

No.

[matcom]

7. *whew*

TM must be relieved huh?

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Good thing, too. She hates rodents.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Don't get a cat, then

It's the gift that keeps on giving. I find fractions of animals by the door, or sometimes inside. The cat is generous, usually leaving me the biggest, tastiest morsels. Ain't love grand?

Once in a while, it carries in a live one, just so I can share in the joy of hunting. That always makes my day. Chipmunks, birds, rabbits, bats. All fun to chase around in the house.

[Midlodemocrat]

10. If I had a cat, I would keep it inside to avoid that.

:scared:

Damn puppy.

[gr8dane_daddy]

11. My pup once brought me a used condom....

she dug out of the trash. Reprimanded the roomie for it.

[mopinko]

12. what kind of doggy is it?

not fair to get mad at a dog for doing what it is bred to do.

[Midlodemocrat]

14. She's a shih-tzu yorkie.

and, I know she's just doing what she should be doing but still...:puke:

[mopinko]

15. terriers will be terriers.

living in the big city, rodents are a constant pain. i have 3 little terriers, and when they bring he a corpse, i cheer. especially since that means they didn't swallow it.
they do like to throw them up in the air, pretending to catch them all over again. i frown on that. but gently.

[Midlodemocrat]

16. I am rodent phobic.

All rodents. It creeps me out beyond measure. I doubt I will ever sit on that couch again.

[mopinko]

17. well, at least

it was dead.
how old is this dog? are you looking at 15 years of panic attacks? maybe it would be worth it to you to do something about your phobia? i just feel sorry for your pup. so many terriers have owners that get upset with them for being terriers. which, i admit, is hard not to do at least some of the time.

[Midlodemocrat]

20. No, I'm looking at getting ride of the vole/mole issue in my backyard.

Even my dachshund didn't bring me gifts like this. :puke:

[LeftyFingerPop]

13. This will make you feel better...

[ohiosmith]

18. Pre or post Chicken Pot Pie?

[Midlodemocrat]

19. .

:puke:

I swear, I don't think I'll ever sit on that couch again. Yuck.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

22. So, you still have a couch ...

dogs eat couches. cats only shred them.

I think I'll get some goldfish.
:rofl:

[LibertyLover]

21. A couple of weeks ago

our Siberian Husky didn't want to come in from the yard. He tends to sleep outside at night when it's cool, so we didn't think too much of it, but did notice that he was sleeping in a part of the yard that he normally doesn't. So, finally my husband got him inside with a treat and went to examine the new den. He found a dead raccoon that the silly husky had gotten. He wasn't eating it, just guarding it from the other dogs. That makes 3 raccoons, 2 birds and a mole that this husky has gotten over the years - that we know of anyway. Pretty good for a dog that's not known as a hunter.

[mopinko]

23. my boxer joins the pack.

there was a squirrel in a little tree in my yard yesterday, and she was as nutty about it as the terriers. which is hard to do.