I am the Ubermensch ask me anything

[The Inquisitive]

and I'm procrastinating like crazy right now, my god...

[EstimatedProphet]

1. OK

If a train leaves Chicago going south at 45 miles an hour, and begins to accelerate 20 miles after it has left at a rate of 15 miles per hour evvery hour, how long will it take to reach Buenos Aires, assuming it must stop every 12 hours for refueling for a half hour period?

[The Inquisitive]

2. Trick Question

Godzilla destroyed Chicago and Buenos Aires

[EstimatedProphet]

3. Chicago was destroyed?!?

Who cares about Buenos Aires, but CHICAGO?!

[greatauntoftriplets]

13. I got news for you....

Chicago is still here.

[Hugin]

4. Weren't you warned about having Lounge members do your homework for you?

It's a risky proposition at best. :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

5. Alright, "Ubermensch"

if that is in fact your real name...
Here's your question:

"What's the difference between a duck?"

[The Inquisitive]

6. 42

[Dr. Strange]

14. I'm sorry,

the correct answer is "It has one leg both the same as the other."

[sarge43]

7. 1. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck

could chuck wood?

2. Please explain the universe and give two examples.

[The Inquisitive]

8. Answers

A wood chuck would never be allowed to chuck wood as the wood-chucker labor unions would not allow for it and could shut down the wood-chucking industry in a heartbeat if woodchuck labor was ever brought in.

The Universe is the bizzare result of a series of accidents, and unfortunate circumstances.

Example 1:


Example 2:

[sarge43]

9. Thank you

I always suspected that about the universe as the fundamental cornerstone of my personal faith is the gods are practical jokers. It's comforting to have my suspicions confirmed.

So, woodchucks chuck wood solely as a hobby when they're not hanging at the DU Lounge?

[achtung_circus]

10. Wir fahren auf Angeland

nicht wahr?

[The Inquisitive]

11. dnalegna fua nerhaf riw

rhaw thcin?

[achtung_circus]

12. Non,

parce-que L'Allemagne est nos amis.

[otherlander]

15. How do I get to San Francisco from here?

[The Inquisitive]

19. That is the one question I cannot answer

There is only one entity greater than I, and ask it and you will have your answer... www.google.com

[otherlander]

27. Who killed Kennedy?

[Taverner]

16. What is beyond good and evil?

[The Inquisitive]

18. Zod

[LostInAnomie]

17. What's it like to not be human, all too human?

Well!?

[The Inquisitive]

20. It's sort of like Jello

but without the coolwhip

[LostInAnomie]

22. That's what I figured.

:headbang:

[Liberal Veteran]

21. If a train leaves Boston at 5am travelling at 49 mph and another train leaves from LA...

....at 6am traveling at 200 mph, when they cross paths, how much change will be in the pocket of the passenger in seat D4?

[Lethe]

23. what was Nietzsche's favorite breakfast?

???????

[The Inquisitive]

24. Whiskey and Gun Powder

followed with a cold shower, and swift kick in the nuts.

[Lethe]

26. damn spot on!

you know your history!

[The Inquisitive]

25. I would just like to say

This thread has played a significant role in keeping me sane while essentially rewriting, and nearly doubling in length this horrendous literature review of mine.