I am a conniving bitch

[KitchenWitch]

when I want to be.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. NO...you are not!

And I know you well enough to say that.......:hug:

[KitchenWitch]

17. Oh, Peg, but I can be!

:hi:

[leftofthedial]

2. me too

[KitchenWitch]

25. I thought I recognized that trait in you!

:woohoo:

[Corgigal]

3. Here come share my theme song

I'm a bitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fk58p1jeCCA

[KitchenWitch]

18. WOOHOO

I lurve that song!

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. ...

I like conniving bitches :evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

19. Yeah, we are not all bad!

:evilgrin:

[Hugin]

5. Perish the thought...

Fiction, pure fiction!

[KitchenWitch]

21. aw shucks.

[stuntcat]

6. DAMMIT

I was fixin to make this thread!!! x(

[KitchenWitch]

22. Oh well, at least you jumped in on this one.

:hi:

[Major Hogwash]

7. Please tell me you're not married.

I've always wanted to be married to an honest woman.

LoL

[KitchenWitch]

9. I am married - sorry to burst your bubble!

:hi:

[bigwillq]

8. Bitch

is not one word I would use to describe you.

:hi: :)

[KitchenWitch]

26. Aw thanks!

:hi:

:pals:

[EFerrari]

10. Not again?

(Slipping you the secret handshake. lol)

[KitchenWitch]

24. What is the secret phrase?

:rofl:

[nini]

11. I'm an insufferable bitch

go figure :shrug:

[KitchenWitch]

16. High five!

:hi:

[crim son]

12. Oh get out!

Nobody believes that... maybe because you have them all fooled... :P

[KitchenWitch]

28. Oh and I am deceptive too!

:rofl:

[Zuiderelle]

13. Damn, you people sure are honest here.

[KitchenWitch]

23. Honest is the only way to be.

[Zuiderelle]

32. Hey, that's my middle name!

[SPKrazy]

14. Hi honey, I'm home....

eeeeeeeeegads what the hell!

:rofl:


ewwwwwwww

[KitchenWitch]

15. Get your own damn supper!

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

20. again?

everynight the same damned thing

"get your own damn supper"

it's like, the FUCKING RECORD IS BROKEN!

:silly:


:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

27. It takes way too much energy being a conniving bitch for me to cook you supper

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

29. Damn you woman! You, you, you! I will get you for this you know!

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

30. Idle threats!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

31. I'm Not Idling Anymore!

I'm full throttle baby!

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[KitchenWitch]

33. Yup, all revved up and no place to go!

:evilgrin:

[SPKrazy]

34. You have so accurately stated my position in life

thanks!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

35. "Happy to be of service today"

:rofl:

[NMDemDist2]

36. hmmmm

I thought that's what 6&7 were for

:rofl:





:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

37. 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10, actually!

:rofl: