Rib Tickler for this IA Caucus Morning

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David was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up. Fireman, policeman, salesman, etc..

David was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father. "My father's a hit man for the mob."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some coloring, and took Little David aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?"

"No," said David, "He works for the Bush administration, but I was too
embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."