The Implicit Imp of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "I wonder how Karl and Andy want me to look in this photo. Probably intelligent
and dignified . . . Like I really AM! . . . That is, if anybody'd ever give me a chance. I mean, it's
demeaning to have to hold up my hand in my own cabinet meetings. Why doesn't anybody else
'have to be recognized' before they all start talking? That's what I wanta know! And then they
don't call on me half the time til I start really flapping it around and saying something like
'I know. I know' or 'I really, really gotta go this time.' They just laugh at me while my face
is turning green. Geez. I wish they'd give me half a chance. I'd show 'em. Yeah, wow."

[skip fox]

1. Come on, DU, put those CAPTIONing hats

on.

[SpaceCatMeetsMars]

2. Hmmm... wonder what war movie I should watch tonight?.....that

Pearl Harbor one is pretty good with Ben Affleck in those white pants....but I kinda like that one where Owen Wilson has that pilot's uniform on and he gets lost and it's Clinton's fault....he looks pretty good in that....almost as good as me...wonder what it'd be like if we were both wearin' our uniforms together and I said, "Hey Owen, you got a speck in your eye, lemme get that out for ya"...and he was kinda beaming back at me with those baby blue eyes a his....

[VOX]

3. "Is you talkin' to me? Is you talkin' to ME?"

"I love that actor-guy, what's-his-name, Robert de Caprio...no, that don't sound right...Robert de Palma...hmm, that could be it. Well, that's enough thinkin' for the day. Man, this job's HARD!"

[Lady Freedom]

4. "Hummmm,...

I wonder if Dick will let me run the country today?"

[skip fox]

6. short, deft strokes

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

5. the sound of silence - inside and out ...

... OK ... he's thinking: "I could be fishing, and clearing brush."

((but, I swear I can hear a fly buzzn')

[skip fox]

7. How to tell WHEN w.'s thinking:

You can smell rubber burning.

[underpants]

8. Yes God what is it? I didn't hear that it sounded like....

you siad something about resigning in disgrace well that is what I was told to think Clinton should have.....what? oh you meant me....

[Az]

9. We've secretly replaced George's brain with a sack of sand

Lets see if anyone notices.

[LuLu550]

10. I got nothing

It's such a blank look, how can you ascribe anything to it?
LuLu

[GOPisEvil]

11. I wonder what's for lunch...I hope its beef tips...

..I've never seen the tip of a cow, but they're good anyway...

[disgruntella]

12. so glassy-eyed...

"man... don't you hate when you nap for 14 hours and you're STILL tired?"

[cosmicdot]

13. W in deep thought: I wonder how many other people ...

... realize that with one letter, "r", bush become brush ... the world never ceases to amaze ...

[Bossy Monkey]

14. What's that on his left cheekbone? Another pretzel attack?

Or is his gin blossom migrating?

[liberalpress]

15. Dubya is thinking...

..who is that fellow over there? I know him as well as I know my own name which is... uh... u-m-m-.. Dang!