The kleptomanic nympho of all CAPTIONS!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and many people are part of struggling nations crushed by poverty,
starvation, disease, and AIDS not to mention having no pro baseball teams
or even minature golf and the video games are really pathetic, believe me . . .
ha! ha! . . . They didn't believe that I'd go off my speech, did they? . . . Look
at them now! . . . I told them they'd be surprised. I told them I'd go straight to
the people and explain to them how it is, like I can't ever do what I want. It's
always somebody else telling, and me going, and why is THAT?, I'd like to
know, . . . I'm the President here and if I want I can go to the people and
explain to them the way things are, and when I tell them that, they'd just laugh
and say 'Remember what happened the last time,' and 'You wouldn't dare,' so I
just want to take this opportunity to say I would too dare. . . so there . . . now to
get back to the prepared remarks, Africa is on the cusp of a future even as . . ."

[cosmicdot]

1. W: Me Bwana ... 'fraid that's all the African I know ...

[nannygoat]

2. * probably thinks it's Al Gore's island...

[Duncan Grant]

10. Clever!

Took me a minute...but clever! :-)

[underpants]

3. Soy...muy...feliz....de estar aquí....... en la nación.......... de Africa

I am very happy to be here in the nation of Africa

confused looks amongst the audience as they don't understand Spanish.

[Mr. Jinx]

4. A cork, a cork...

My kingdom for a cork!

[skip fox]

5. The world revolves and time shifts zone to zone.

As some DU'ers turn their minds to house and home;
Others fire their hard-drives, and minds alight,
Seek shift to ride swift CAPTION'S flight.

:bounce:

[Breezy du Nord]

6. I thought I'd return to Africa

You know, visit my monkey roots...

[skip fox]

7. Slap a CAPTION on this bad boy!

Teach him a thing or two!

[Astarho]

8. I am pleased to annouce we have discovered oil...

right here. You will all be moved somewhere else, I really don't know where yet. If you want to work the big machines, we'll pay you fifty cents a day.

[I AM SPARTACUS]

9. "and today I saw a wild chimp and he made a face just like this...!"

[Duncan Grant]

11. "I'm an old cowhan-n-nd, from the Rio Gran-n-nde..." n/t

.

[peekaloo]

12. oo ee oo ah ah, ting tang walla walla bing bang.