Call Me Wesley leaves me the sweetest notes.

[Heidi]

"Don't buy screws
I have some!"


:eyes:

[fizzgig]

1. awwwww

he really knows how to sweet talk a lady, doesn't he :D

[Heidi]

2. He could charm the pants off

of the Maytag repairman. I'm tellin' ya. He's smooth. :rofl:

[fizzgig]

3. now that is smooth!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

6. Just call me "Lucky." Not because I necessarily _am_ lucky,

but in the interest of irony. :rofl: :spray:

[Oeditpus Rex]

4. I just love the little code words

between young married-up folk. :*

[Heidi]

5. I'm a mere woman, but I suspect that note was man-speak for,

"Could you bring home a couple of steaks for dinner?" :shrug:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. See, that's why you got kicked out of Mer'ka

It means, "I want lots and lots of drywall sex tonight."









:hide:

[Heidi]

12. P.S. Buy spackling compound, baby.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. And pick up some C-clamps

Eight-inchers.

Half a dozen oughta do it.




No, wait...




:think:




Five.

[Heidi]

18. Oedi, if you get this thread locked:

[Oeditpus Rex]

19. It'll be worth it

:evilgrin:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. My dear Heidi!

Those notes are useful!

I mean, what if you came home with (god forbid) the wrong screws?

:rofl:

:hi:

[Heidi]

10. Even worse, what if I spent 5 francs on screws we don't NEED?

The horror! :scared:

Hiya, gf! :* :loveya:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

13. Omigod, the horror indeed!

Back atcha, gf! :loveya: :*

It is lovely to see you right now!

[SeattleGirl]

8. Aw, isn't he romantic????

:rofl:

[Heidi]

11. I know it.

I nearly melted. But only nearly. :rofl:

Hey, sweetie! :hug: :*

[SeattleGirl]

15. Heres a bit of romance for you, MrSG style:

A few Christmasses ago, he told me he got me something that was as much for him as it was for me. I'm thinking, hmmm, a nice vacation? Something like that. Nope. It was a space heater!! :rofl:

Nice to see ya, darlin'! :hug: :*

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Did it at least have a 'vibrate' feature?

Damn, I'm bad tonight. :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

23. LOL! You ARE bad, Oedi!

And no, it didn't have a "vibrate" feature, and I was so hoping for the "Who needs a man" setting! :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. Oh-HO!

Curses. I missed it the first time. :crazy:


"Space heater."

[Inchworm]

14. well...

hang the picture!!

:D

[Heidi]

17. Ha! The screws are for a bookshelf.

CMW dragged out the super-drill Monday night to put up a bookshelf in my studio, and found that the "everything included!!!!" shelf didn't include No. 5 screws. :hi:

[Oeditpus Rex]

21. Okay, NOW I gotcha!

I remember some teevee show in the '80s where "putting up shelves" was a euphemism for nug-nugs.

:spank:

[Inchworm]

22. a buddy says to me a lot...

keep the lie alive brudder.. keep the lie alive.

:D

[Heidi]

24. Oedi is trying to get my thread locked.

He's cruisin' for a wedgie.

[Inchworm]

28. did I escape the wrath?

bwahahahah

[Heidi]

25. Okay, I've gotta go

not buy screws. Ya'll keep an eye on Oedi for me, wouldja? :7

[SeattleGirl]

27. That's an awfully big task, Heidi, but I'll do my best!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. As if!

[SeattleGirl]

35. Sez you!

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. Shut UP!

Or I'll... I'll...




:think:




I'll PM you my BUTT!

[SeattleGirl]

37. Oh no! Anything but that!!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

39. Ha!

Now I know how GoPsUx became the man he is today.

[SeattleGirl]

40. You are correct, sir!

So I guess I could add yours to my collection! :P

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Wait...

:wtf:









This isn't working out as planned...

[Inchworm]

29. I'll need a picture

of this Oedi feller...

I'll hunt him down

:D

[billyskank]

30. .

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

31. morning sweetie!

:hug:

[billyskank]

32. Hi k!

:hug:

:loveya:

[fizzgig]

34. ...

:loveya:

[enigmatic]

38. Oh Yeah?

I almost cried when I got this one from Mrs. E this morning:

"Clean the kitty box, it stinks!" :D

[SeattleGirl]

41. Now THAT is a truly romantic gesture, e.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

43. Hahahahahahaha!

Hi, e! I'm glad Ginger uses the "great outdoors" as his litter box; otherwise, CMW and I would be sending one another those romantic "Clean the kitty box" luv notes, too. :rofl:

Nice to see you, friend. :hug:

[LostinVA]

44. That is so sweet and romantic!

It gives me hope that Haruka nd I will stay as romantic as the two of you. Why, just the other day I sent her a PM saying,"Don't forget to get a case of water at the grocery store."

[Heidi]

45. Hi, LostinVA!

If ya'll need any advice on how to keep the romance in your relationship, just PM me. :rofl: :spray:

Nice to see you! :hug:

[LostinVA]

48. I promise to do that

I know it takes years to truly make a hardware store request sound sexually deviant.

Gniles is looking good, btw. He and Haruka drank some Corona while watching TV last night.

[ET Awful]

46. You think that's romantic? One year, many moons ago, my father

who is a jeweler, told my mother (who is not a jeweler) that he had a special surprise for her for their anniversary. She waited with great anticipation for that day, when it came, he gave her a splendidly wrapped gift which she thought would be some kind of beautiful piece of jewelry he had made especially for her, when she eagerly unwrapped it, she found one of these:



Apparently, he wanted her to help out more around the shop :P

Did I mention they aren't married anymore? :evilgrin:

[Heidi]

47. That certainly is an "interesting" gift.

At first, I thought it was a ViewMaster for the senior set. :P

How are Quinn and Althea these days? :hi:

[ET Awful]

49. They're furry and purry as usual

:P

:hi:

[AllegroRondo]

50. Is that what the kids are calling it these days?

I am SOOO out of it.

[Call Me Wesley]

51. .

[rug]

53. Posting about screwing violates the Moderators' Code of Ethics.

[Guava Jelly]

52. That guy is a freaken poet!!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

54. Friday | Call Me Wesley's luv note of the day

Dübel No. 6!
for 2e screws I have!
_____________________

Solar Lamps?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

56. My dear Heidi!

This thread of yours is almost threatening to turn into a Nighthawk thread!

Nice to see you, my dear gf...

:loveya:

:hug:

[Heidi]

58. "Almost"

is the operative word. :rofl:

Hi, my friend. :hug: Nice to see you, too, Peggy! :loveya:

[Inchworm]

60. I just re-read what I said..

I am going to cower in shame now...

:hide:













:blush:

[Heidi]

63. Yes, please take cover.

I have unleashed the Recursive David Hasselhoff.

[KitchenWitch]

55. ROFLMFAO

Nothing like setting the mood!

:silly:

[Heidi]

59. It's always funny

until someone loses an eye. :rofl:

[Inchworm]

57. omg! Am I having drunken flashbacks?

:shrug:

[Heidi]

61. You've been hyp-mo-tized

by the Alphorn of Doom! :P

[Inchworm]

62. I am so running away!

:blush: