Help me out with my scratching skills

[datasuspect]

i used to scratch sweet and bust some funky fresh breaks, but my "accident" left my mixing finger all messed up.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

1. You need to get Eric B. on the cut.

[datasuspect]

2. fo shizzle on the eric bizzle

yo

[Starbucks Anarchist]

3. And do some Chinese arithmetic, too, son.

'Cause then you get paid in full. :rofl:

[datasuspect]

4. didja hear that several wu tang elements are starting a financial services firm?

word

[Starbucks Anarchist]

8. Diversify yo bonds!

:rofl:

[ghostsofgiants]

5. Well you migh not be able to crab anymore, but flares and transformers should be no trouble.

Of course, you have no idea what I'm talking about, so here's a random scratch-related video.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st1JXzx8vBk

[datasuspect]

6. homie got some mad skillz

thanks for the link brethren

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Yeah, he's one of the more impressive DJs I've seen in a while.

Makes me want to get back into scratching.

[datasuspect]

9. you wanna join my breakdance army?

we're gonna have matching berets and a platinum plated boom box that shoots real bullets of fresh.

it's funny, because i remember DJs back in the 80s and it was all about breaks.

but that guy takes it to another level. sun ra would probably approve of that.

[ghostsofgiants]

13. Hells yeah, check out my moves...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNwxv6TgsuU

[Ellen Forradalom]

10. My brother almost cut his left index finger off on a job

And it healed crooked.

A bit of a problem as he played piano, guitar, mandolin and fiddle.

Many of months of diligent practice got him back to where he was.

Don't you give up.

[Pale Blue Dot]

11. Do NOT scratch after cutting jalopeno peppers!

Talk about redness and swelling! :grr:

[datasuspect]

12. and it BURNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouchie!