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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:41 AM
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Who's got a single friend they wanna hook-up with HEyHEY?
I have a job and everything!
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WatchWhatISay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:47 AM
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1. How How Old are You?
And whats your preference?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:52 AM
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2. I'm 24
And my preference is anything that will give me something to do Saturday night!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:54 AM
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3. You're crackin' me up.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 12:56 AM
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4. Thanks!
I'm a crackin master!

Eggs fear me... :mad:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 01:02 AM
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5. Crouching Canuk, Hidden Knuckles?
:evilgrin:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 01:03 AM
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6. Bored Canuck, bitten nails
nothin else to do
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Bundbuster Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 01:51 AM
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7. "I have a job and everything." What's the everything?
- Huge bank account?

- Huge IQ?

- Huge energy?

- Huge something else?
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 01:55 AM
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8. try writing to women behind bars, they'll appreciate your attention
and use the name and return address of someone you really hate.
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ironflange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jan-18-04 02:03 AM
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9. What about the lady Mountie?
Go charm the hell out of her until she dumps the bozo. Voila! No more lonely Saturday nights!

You're welcome in advance.

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yellowdawgdem Donating Member (972 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 07:52 AM
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10. male or female n/t
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SoCalDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 07:56 AM
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11. Do a story on a college campus
Wander around interviewing the women.. Make it a story. You have to get names and addresses for the release forms right??

If you meet an interesting one, ask her to coffee...

or...


join a group.. do they have adult intramural sports?? Join a softball/volleyball/curling whatever..

You just need to expand your horizons..

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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 12:03 PM
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12. Four simple words:
Hunger strike for companionship.

Try it, it works!
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jan-19-04 12:12 PM
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13. Sorry, HEyHEY, I don't have a single friend;
I have LOTS of friends! ;-)
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