So a clients asks me were did I get my wooden leg?

[commander bunnypants]

not knowing what else to say

I tell him Walmart

and he walks away
True Story 10 minutes old

CB

[Gormy Cuss]

1. Walmart?

Now that's funny.:thumbsup:

[SmokingJacket]

2. Good answer!

Why, was he in the market for one?

[kwassa]

3. Still made out of wood? Not fiberboard?

[kay1864]

4. Holy crap, he really said "wooden leg"?

Not "prosthetic" or even "fake leg"?

And did he have Freeper tendencies?

[commander bunnypants]

5. severe Schizophrenic

and to be fair I have real leg but a limp from an accident

CB

[kay1864]

6. Ah.

Reminds me, a favorite quote from a James Bond movie:

Jack Wade: Ex-KGB type. Tough mother. Big guy with a limp. Name's Zukovsky.
James Bond: Valentin Dmitrovitch Zukovsky?
Jack Wade: Yeah, you know him?
James Bond: I gave him the limp.

[Orrex]

7. If it happens again, here's what I suggest:

Client: Where did you get your wooden leg?

Bunnypants: That's kind of personal. Where do you get wood?

(pause for laughter)


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