So I was out mowing my 5 acre lawn, and humiliating my bully child...

[Robb]

...eating my KFC, and this dude has the nerve to tell me I've got smelly pits and my BBQ sucks.

So, I shot him. Then bribed a councilman to take his house through eminent domain.

I've about had it with you freakin' liberal maniacs. I'll be in the tub.

[SOteric]

1. Be sure and

shampoo your $500 haircut.

:hi:

[lost-in-nj]

2. What did you bribe the councilman with???

A dinner at Olive Garden???? with a nursing mother????

Or to make him dinner with corn flaked fried chicken????


:rofl: :rofl:

lost

[philosophie_en_rose]

3. That's what you get for breast feeding in public, hippie.

:rofl:

[DS1]

4. I once shot a man in Robb's lawn, just to watch him compost

[lost-in-nj]

5. Did you turn him once a week

so it would rot evenly?????


:spray: :spray:

lost

[DS1]

6. Nope, I just had my pit bulls chew off the rot as I watched from the comfort

of my Marlboro Miles prize inflatable HammacherSchlemmer beach chair while sipping on a Vodka Martini with a conflict diamond in each ice cube....

[lost-in-nj]

7. Yeah

but did you call your
congressman RIGHT NOW???!!!////11111111





:hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :popcorn:

lost