Post a Confession Here and I will Judge You Harshly.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

ex:

DU'er: dear LP i eat a bagel everyday

LP: FATSO

[Gormy Cuss]

1. I must confess that

I have no idea what your OP means.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

2. dumbass!

[BarenakedLady]

3. Actually

I'm rather lazy. I should be cleaning.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

4. dude! you are taking my fun away

[BarenakedLady]

16. I do that

Sorry...


ok my real confession is...I didn't shower this morning!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

20. stinker!

[taterguy]

5. I drove to work last Friday

[La Lioness Priyanka]

8. self absorbed american

[taterguy]

21. Technically I was driving for others

I only drove because I was out of dog food and I didn't want my hounds to go hungry. I could have carried a 20 pound bag of food over my shoulder but I thought the extra weight would break my bike spokes, which are already strained by my rather large beer gut.

PS: Why are you judging me for being an American? What was I supposed to do? Send subliminable messages to my parents while I was in the womb encouraging them to move to another country before I was born?

[Deep13]

6. When I was a young boy, my Momma told me, "Son,...

...always be a good boy. Don't ever play with guns." But I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

9. typical loser.

[mainegreen]

My favorite food item growing up was tender veal.

Did I mention my parents had a French restaurant? Veal is not the worst of my culinary sins!
:P

[La Lioness Priyanka]

12. cruel bitch!

(i love foie gras)

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. I have a big run in my pantyhose and I didn't stop to put on a new pair this morning.

:blush:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

10. skank.

[NewWaveChick1981]

11. ...

Yeah, a pantyhose skank...:rofl: :hi:

[Aristus]

60. You should have just gone 'commando'.

:evilgrin:

[bigwillq]

13. I stole baseball cards from Woolworth's

when I was a young lad.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. thieving bastard!

:hug:

[SKKY]

15. I proposed a threesome to my wife and she about divorced me.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

18. you slut!

:P

[RetroLounge]

17. I'm really a dog...

woof!

RL

[La Lioness Priyanka]

19. liar! dogs cant type. they have no opposable thumbs!

[RetroLounge]

36. I've Mutated...

:shrug:

RL

[NewJeffCT]

22. I confess

that I occasionally have naughty thoughts about a certain curvy Indian woman that happens to be a lesbian. (is that an innocent flirtation?)

[AllegroRondo]

23. doesnt everyone?

hardly seems like a confession....

:)

[NewJeffCT]

30. that's true

not exactly shocking to anybody...

[La Lioness Priyanka]

31. flatterer.

its not true. :blush:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. morally bankrupt flirt!

:P

[AlCzervik]

24. i confess that i

love Justin Timberlake's new album, around my house he is referred to as "My Justin" as my daughter rolls her eyes at me and sighs.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

27. tacky bastard!

[MissMillie]

25. I've become addicted to chomping on crushed ice

judge away, but don't tell my dentist

[bicentennial_baby]

28. Hey Miss Millie....

Have you been tested for anemia? Chewing ice all the time can be a form of pica, and a symptom of moderate-severe anemia. I had that problem when I was anemic.

:hi:

[MissMillie]

29. I did have some tests done recently

I had been concerned about all of my blood levels because I hadn't once had them tested since my gastric bypass (almost 3 years ago). It turns out that my levels of everything are just fine.

I'm chewing ice because it's a way to "eat" without consuming calories. (I've never been a gum chewer.)

:hi: how did your soup come out? (Hijack alert!)

[MAGICBULLET]

32. I love Oasis!

j/k, but go on... :)

[swag]

33. I once joined two independent clauses by means of a comma.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

42. grammar nazi!

[swag]

51. Saucy wench!

[HamdenRice]

34. I confess I listen to bossa nova

a lot. most of it classic, but some verging on lounge lizard stuff.

OTOH, that's actually how I learned Portuguese. But the only conversation I can make is in the form of love song lyrics.

[HERVEPA]

35. I love Contra Dancing (nt)

[Maddy McCall]

37. I play Rapala Fishing on the Wii every night from midnight to three AM.

It's my guilty pleasure. :)

[La Lioness Priyanka]

43. dork!

[Joe Fields]

38. I confess. I pulled the fire alarm at school in the 7th grade,

to get out of a test that day. Shame on me.

How judge ye?

[Aristus]

39. Well, everyone should judge me harshly for this:

I once had sex with a woman and then cruelly dumped her when my ex-girlfriend wanted me back.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

40. fickle bastard!

[billyskank]

41. I confess. I just put someone on ignore.

I think I feel better for it.

[La Lioness Priyanka]

44. you did? why?

[ThomCat]

45. I confess: This is my second day in a row feeling pretty good.

:bounce:

Pain levels are low, no side effects, the weather is nice, etc. Maybe the universe has decided to give me a break. :)

[Ariana Celeste]

46. i'm addicted to final fantasy xi

:cry:

[guitar man]

47. I slept with my wife's sister

:evilgrin:

[ThomCat]

48. Sleeping doesn't count

if you're just sleeping. :P

[guitar man]

49. dammit!!

you're ruining all my fun :(

[ThomCat]

50. It's your fault for being a good man.

How dare you!

If you were properly evil then we would have all believed you. :evilgrin:

[enigmatic]

52. I've become obsessed w/ Curling since I moved to Canada

Hurry hard, dammit!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

56. ya ever heard of a real sport? you wuss

[SarahB]

53. Actually, I doubt you would.

That's why I like you. :D

[La Lioness Priyanka]

54. what if i judge you in jest you harlot?

:P

[Book Lover]

55. I confess that I love my job, even the incredibly boring bits

I have been formatting Word documents for the better part of the morning, and even though my eyes hurt, I am happier now than I ever was working in production.

[Connonym]

57. I need absolution

In my first presidential election I listened to my beau and voted for Ronald Reagan. :blush: The shame has been haunting me ever since.

[krispos42]

58. I... I... (sob)

I still watch the Star Trek: The Next Generations on SpikeTV every afternoon!

Forgive, massah, forgive!

[montanto]

59. See#15 I proposed a threesome to my wife and she said,

o.k., what the hell!