I have a confession to make.... I am a bad virgin

[billyskank]

Somebody had her wicked way with me, once upon a time. (Nobody we know).*

:P

* Okay, okay, *I* know her.

[fizzgig]

1. naughty boy

:spank:

:P

[billyskank]

2. Nowhere near often enough for my liking

:*

Hey you! :hi:

[fizzgig]

3. hey sweetie

:*

[idgiehkt]

4. did she have your son?

and did the damn thing go crazy, but she swears you're the only one?

C'mon Billy - PJ Harvey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekIomkWLTgQ

C'mon Billy
You look good to me
How many nights now
Your child inside of...
Don't forget me
I had your son
Damn thing went crazy
But I swear you're the only one
C'mon Billy, come to me
C'mon alone, Billy, come to me
Come alone and come to me

sorry, this is what came to mind...

:hi: :rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

6. Nope

I took precautions. :7

:hi:

[regnaD kciN]

9. She says that he is the one...

...but the kid is not his son.

[Nicole]

5. So there's two of you?

First Retro, now you.

You guys give virgins a bad name! :P


:rofl:

[billyskank]

7. It's what I do.

:hi:

[Nicole]

8. Do you do it well?

:evilgrin:

:hi:

[billyskank]

10. Very well

but it is one of the world's best kept secrets. ;)

:evilgrin:

[liberalitch]

11. ABSTAIN..... ABSTAIN!!!!!! GOD DAMN IT!

[Critters2]

12. LOL!!

That's what I'd heard.

[BarenakedLady]

13. Teehee

:spank: :spank:

[billyskank]

14. Ow!

:hi: