Help me establish my freakish demands.

[LaraMN]

I told my husband that since my birthday is in seven months, (I'm turning 3-0) he should be planning my HUGEGIANORMOUS party, already.

I need to develop a list of insane demands (insane might be, typically, that he remember the day, but I'm trying to go one-up on that).

So far, I have:

-Ice cream cake likeness of myself.
-Fifty of my closest friends (he will have to make about thirty close friends for me, since I'm sure I've no more than twenty.)
-hot tub in backyard
-Johnny Depp in hot tub in backyard
-Cheese wheel (attached to cheese car).
-Parade of one-legged clowns.
-On-site electrolysis for party.
-My pre-pregnancy tummy back.
-Larger breasts.
-U.S. forces out of Iraq.
-the mini donut cart from the county fair (for my Mom).

[ohiosmith]

1. Midlo and LynneSin lime Jello wrestling match.

[LaraMN]

3. Omg! Definitely!

Kiddie pool and jello!

[billyskank]

2. The cake should be a nude.

I'm just saying. ;)

[LaraMN]

5. Life size!

But no stretch marks!:D

[ohiosmith]

6. It will be, under the icing.

[BarenakedLady]

4. A toy party

:evilgrin:

and invite me.

[LaraMN]

7. Y'know- a DU toy party would be a freaking RIOT!

I SO wish we could have one!

[taterguy]

8. The opportunity to do all the DUers that I've ever wanted to do

And yes, I hope I'd be on your list :)

[ForrestGump]

9. Is it wrong

that when I clicked on this thread the first thing I saw was "larger breasts"? :blush:

Or the elapsed time that it took me to see past your larger breasts to your wish for US withdrawal from Iraq? :-(




:hide:

[KitchenWitch]

10. A round trip plane ticket for me to attend your party!

:7

[LaraMN]

17. You are going to come live with me.

So I will look shorter in pictures.

:D

[KitchenWitch]

20. Cool!

I will help with the cooking!

[bicentennial_baby]

11. Where do I fit into all this?

:o

[LaraMN]

14. It's also your reception!

Eight hundred white doves (of the poop-less variety!)

[bicentennial_baby]

16. Ok! We're on!

And I assume the MrMN will also be flying out our families? :D

[LaraMN]

18. Of course!

On my irridescent pink jet!

[bicentennial_baby]

21. Oh sweet! Do we also get pretty

girlie cocktails on the plane?! :rofl:

[ThomCat]

12. Hunky massage therapist sets up his table for the day

and offers massages as party favors to you and all your friends.

[LaraMN]

15. Ohhhh yeah!

I can deal with that!

[ThomCat]

13. A DU guest wing added onto the house.

:P

[Taverner]

19. Sandals once worn by Gordon Lightfoot

:silly:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. All the freakin' cowbell in the WORLD!

:bounce: