Bush joke

[Poiuyt]

Probably an old one:


Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush went to a
fitness spa for some fun. After a stimulating, healthy
lunch, all three decided to visit the men's room and
they found a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance.

He said, "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to
check out our newest feature, a mirror that, if you
look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with your wish. But, be warned: if you say
something FALSE, you will be sucked into the mirror to
live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

The three men quickly entered and upon finding the
mirror, Bill Clinton stepped up and said, "I think I'm
the most intelligent of us three," and he suddenly
found the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore stepped up and said, "I think I'm the most
aware of the environmental problems of us three," and
in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to
fund his next Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of finally having a wish
come true, George W. Bush looked into the mirror and
said, "I think...," and was promptly sucked into the
mirror.

[Maine-ah]

1. eh, new to me!

roflmao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Drum]

2. Excellent!

:thumbsup:

Here's another that someone posted before:

BUSH GOES TO HELL

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him.

I don't know what to do, said the devil. "You are on my list but I don't have a vacant room for you. There are no vacancies, but you definitely have to stay. This is what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'm going to let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who you want to replace." George thought that sounded pretty darn good, so he agreed.

The devil opened the door to the first room. There was Richard Nixon and a large swimming pool. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed, over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell. "No," George said, I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."

So the devil led him to the next room and opened the door. In it was Tony Blair with a sledgehammer and a room full of rocks. Tony was just swinging that sledgehammer, smashing rocks, again and again and again. "No! said George. I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I did was break rocks all day!" he explained.

So the devil opened the door to the third room And there was Bill Clinton, lying naked on the floor on his back, his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked wide apart, spread-eagle. And there was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she did best, over and over and over. George gazed in disbelief, and finally said with a smirk, "Yeah, I can handle this!"

The devil smiled and called out, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"

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:D

[NewJeffCT]

3. good one

thanks for posting it.