Dear GirlinContempt

[ghostsofgiants]

Would you prefer the hip replacement or year's supply of denture paste for your birthday?

Happy birthday!

Love,
Jon

[La Lioness Priyanka]

1. ...

:applause:

[GirlinContempt]

2. OFF MY LAWN

[ghostsofgiants]

4. I am totally TPing your house while you're at work.

[JVS]

10. You have a lawn?

How bourgeois ;-)

[GirlinContempt]

13. Actually I have a rock garden

Only petit-bourgeois

[Bassic]

14. As a birthday present

Let me dedicate my 5000th post to you. :P

[GirlinContempt]

15. Not good enough

:P ouch

[Bassic]

16. Well, if I could give you the moon instead, I would

:P

[wildhorses]

3. you said love

heehee

[RetroLounge]

5. Maybe some hormone treatments for menopause?

:hide:

RL

[tigereye]

6. Happy Birthday GIC!

:toast:

:beer:

[Debi]

7. I HATE it when I miss Lounge jokes

:banghead:

[ghostsofgiants]

8. It's her birthday, I'm calling her old.

No in-jokes needed.

[Debi]

11. That's it?? No subterfuge or double-speak??

It's just her birthday???

Well, then, Happy Birthday GIC!

[ghostsofgiants]

12. Disappointing, I know.

:P

[KitchenWitch]

9. Watch it, I had hip replacement at age 29.

x(

[NewJeffCT]

18. and a friend of mine had both hips replaced in his early 30s

and, he's never fully recovered - he's still bed-ridden over 2 years later.

[KitchenWitch]

20. Thankfully I am not bed ridden.

I had the same hip revised after four years (at age 33) and I have not had a pain free day since. But I am up and walking around.

[asthmaticeog]

17. Had I only known I would have, well, done nothing but posted, anyway, nevermind.

:loveya:

[BarenakedLady]

19. Happy Birthday

Old lady.

:party: