This is not, not, NOT a sex thread! It is just a PSA.

[Lyric]

Going into a violent fit of coughing during "The Big O" is not good. In fact, it really puts a damper on your whole day, in ways I can't describe without getting the thread locked. It was truly anticlimactic.

:banghead: :cry: :yoiks:

[rug]

1. There are worse eruptions.

[AlCzervik]

2. well it could have been a shart--thats way worse.

[Lyric]

5. I'm afraid to ask....

...but I'll do it anyway. What on earth is a "shart"? PM is your friend. ;)

[AlCzervik]

7. think about it, it's from 2 different one syllable words.

i give you a hint--the first word is shit.

[Lyric]

9. Blech.

Thank whatever deities that exist that such a thing has never happened to me during...erm...team sports.

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. You really should be more careful

about what you put in your mouth.

:popcorn:

[Lyric]

4. Nope, not applicable to this particular circumstance....

which I'm sure ThinkBlue1966 is eternally grateful for. Seriously--I thought I was going to rupture something. :scared:

[u4ic]

6. Charlie horses are pretty lousy, too

x(


Here's hoping it was just a one time thing. The coughing, not the big "o". :pals:

[Lyric]

8. I have an awful chest cold at the moment...

I really need to be more diligent about taking my cough medicine on time. :blush:

And yes, I know all about inconvenient muscle spasms. The hip ones are the worst for that. :hug:

[u4ic]

10. I hope you feel better soon!

:hug:

[Orsino]

12. And when the batteries in the TV remote die...catastrophe. n/t

[TrogL]

11. Try getting a leg cramp

[bicentennial_baby]

13. I can beat that! Ha!

Google the term "Coital Cephalgia"

Had a nasty bout of it a while back...Every single time! Even if I was alone! :o

Thankfully, it cleared up after a few weeks, and hasn't returned as of yet. Whew!

[Lyric]

15. I had those right after my son was born

They didn't start until the moment of climax, but then they'd hit and my head would be throbbing and pulsing and aching like mad. Thankfully they went away after a month or so. :hug:

[bicentennial_baby]

17. The first time, the headache lasted almost 24 hours!

It thought I had a tumor...thankfully, no more headaches. :hug:

[SarahB]

14. That's if you're a guy.

I remember coughing once and was told, "Cough more. I can feel it." :eyes:

[kay1864]

16. True dat...

Same muscles as for Kegels.

:patriot: