Woman blindfolds husband and promises him a surprise

[pokerfan]

Kinky.... But what's the fuckin' safeword?

http://kutv.com/topstories/local_story_128120449.html

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

1. This dude is lucky she didn't use handcuffs

[Little Wing]

2. Maybe she found his drilling insufficient

[no name no slogan]

3. OKLAHOMA!

[plcdude]

4. what does

your post mean?

[guitar man]

5. I was wondering the same thing

It just says "Oklahoma" and has a picture of what looks like some of Frank Keating's guys in it :shrug: :)

[no name no slogan]

7. explanation

OKLAHOMA == the "safety word" (from an episode of Jackass where one of the guys gets whipped by dominatrixes)

HALT! HAMMERZEIT! is a rough German translation of "Stop! Hammertime!", referring to the guy in the article.

[dropkickpa]

6. That's some funny shit

Bwahahaha!

[pokerfan]

8. LOL

The German soldier break dancing.

And folks, keep the safewords simple, like green or red.

I tend to get confused under duress. I could see myself running through flyover states at random.

Illinois! WHACK! Indiana! WHACK! Iowa! WHACK! Kansas! WHACK! Michigan? WHACK! Minnesota? WHACK! Missouri? WHACK! Nebraska! WHACK! North Dakota? WHACK! Ohio? WHACK! South Dakota! WHACK! Wisconsin?

[evlbstrd]

9. Armageddon!

http://www.fugly.com/audio/585/armageddon_letter.html

[pokerfan]

10. That's Armageddon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sm8txY989Iw