I was following this hottie around the grocery store

[RetroLounge]

this evening.

I thought I was well hidden until she had to leave the line for the second time to find something she had forgotten. Unfortunately she ran into someone she knew before I could tell her how hot she was, and I disappeared after that.

This is the second time I've seen her this week - another was at the drug store across the parking lot.

It seems almost every time that I go shopping within a certain block, I encounter this gorgeous woman.

RL

[BarenakedLady]

1. Come to my grocery store anytime

I do have an invitation on my head. :evilgrin:

[RetroLounge]

2. Look for me in produce...

failing to find me there, try frozen foods...

:9

RL

[BarenakedLady]

3. Will you be holding a banana?

O8)

[RetroLounge]

4. I prefer if you held it...

:evilgrin:

RL

[BarenakedLady]

5. Perhaps you could grab a couple melons

That way I'll know it was you.

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[RetroLounge]

7. Gotta be sure those melons are ripe

A gentle squeeze should work...

and you should cup a pair of walnuts in your palm so I know it's you...

:9

RL

[graywarrior]

9. Get a room.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Gimme some money.

and a digital camera. :P

[RetroLounge]

12. Only if you are coming also

It'll be a suite with a large hot tub...

:hug:

RL

[graywarrior]

13. Finally.

I'm in, baby.

[RetroLounge]

17. Yay!

:bounce::bounce:

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[Deja Q]

6. How about me? I'm good at juggling, AND we could make one helluva fruit salad!

:o




:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

8. ....

:cry:

[RetroLounge]

10. Only if you bring the cool whip...

:hi:

RL

[MissMillie]

14. I thought I recognized you!

:silly:

[RetroLounge]

24. I was trying to be subtle...

:crazy:

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[Guava Jelly]

15. Been to Canada recently?

:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

23. Yeah, and I saw you in the dairy aisle

squeezing the cheese...

:rofl:

RL

[SPKrazy]

16. Funny thing is I was in Canada doing the same thing yesterday

it must be a common thing.

:shrug:

[RetroLounge]

22. We can stalk her together...

well, why not?

:shrug:

RL

[SPKrazy]

25. That is not a funny matter

but in this instance,

:rofl:

we can, can't we!

:shrug:

[mzteris]

18. Have you been shopping in

Madison???

;)

[militaryspouse]

19. some friendly advice

please don't take this wrong, but just giving some womanly advise that may or my not help you with this woman. Us women like to be complimented and told we are pretty, but at the same time it can be creepy depending on how the compliment is being delivered.

Try not to stay too long and hard(i's kinda creepy)..or at least try to be less noticeable;)

[Left Is Write]

20. He's joking. This is a thread based on u4ic's thread about having seen some creepy guy

at the grocery store and the drugstore.

[RetroLounge]

21. First, welcome to DU!

next, you replied to the wrong post. You need to reply to the first post.

and lastly, It was a copycat thread... :9

:hi:

RL

[Writer]

26. I wish I were shopping solo...

for bachelorette groceries. :blush:

[RevolutionaryActs]

27. One question;

How did my butt look? :rofl:

[RetroLounge]

28. In a word, edible...

:rofl:

RL