I just busted two lovebirds knockin' boots in a car on my driveway.

[Maddy McCall]

I forgot to get my mail today, and I don't like it staying in the mailbox overnight, so I drove up my driveway to check the mailbox, and there was a car sitting about 75 feet inside my gate.

I couldn't see anyone in the car, so I walked up to it and shone my Q-beam through the window, and then tapped on the window, and there were two teenagers, ummm, well, getting busy. I know I scared the shit out of them.

I walked back to my car and waited for them to "compose themselves"...the guy got out and sheepishly came over to me, apologizing profusely. I told him that he was on private property, and he had 30 seconds to leave and never come back, or I'd radio the sheriff's department and call his parents.

He was VERY apologetic. He left in a hurry.


Ahhh....youth. :)

[NMDemDist2]

1. ya big meanie!

:spank:

[Maddy McCall]

2. I know.

:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. My dear Maddy!

How could you?

Now, that's funny!

I do feel sorry for those young people, though...

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

4. LOL.

This is the second time recently that I've caught people sitting (or doing other stuff ;) ) in my driveway.

I might as well just stand at the gate on Saturday nights and start collecting admission. Put a "Maddy's Pasture of Pleasure" sign at the gate.

:)

[Orsino]

9. "Premises monitored by infrared camera."

Might be off-putting to Romeos and Juliets.

[JVS]

5. Is your driveway some kind of local hang-out?

didn't you have drunk teen in the driveway a bit ago?

[Maddy McCall]

16. Evidently it's becoming one.

My gravel driveway is so long that you can't see the house from the road. I guess that they think it's just a field and no one lives there.

Like I told Peggy above, I might as well start charging admission. :)

[Wetzelbill]

6. now that is grizzled!

They will be telling stories about you for years, except you'll have a hook hand for added effect!

[Maddy McCall]

17. Ha!

Or a big machete. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

25. maybe even a hockey mask

:)

[Deja Q]

7. Call the anti-terrorist squad next time.

:rofl:

[Maddy McCall]

18. :-)

:hi:

[cobalt1999]

8. "and he had 30 seconds to leave and never come back"

sounds like plenty of time! :)

[Deja Q]

13. You mean, Al Bundy was in the car with Peg?

:wow:

[Maddy McCall]

19. If he would have....

continued, I'd have been surprised, as scared as he was when he talked to me.

:rofl:

[trof]

10. Young luuuuuvvv, First luuuuuvv,

Filled with true devotion,
Young love, our love,
We share with deep emotion.

They say for every boy and girl,
There's just one love in this old world,
And I, I kn-ow, I, I, I've found mine.
The heavenly touch of your embrace,
Tells me no one will take your place,
A, A, A, A, ever in my heart.
:loveya:

[Maddy McCall]

20. And they can express that luuuuuuv anywhere they want...

except on my driveway. :D

[merh]

11. "Mood Killer"

x(

























:rofl: :rofl:

:hi:

[Maddy McCall]

21. LOL.

Oh well. :D

:hi:

[ulysses]

12. we need to unlock the "who's most likely to interrupt *" poll.

We have a new contestant. :rofl:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=6483854&mesg_id=6483854

[Maddy McCall]

22. Sign me up!

I think I'd be a good candidate for that poll.

:hi:

[SPKrazy]

14. Maddy Interruptus!

:rofl:

my, my, I guess they thought they'd found the place, or more likely it was the first turn they saw before they pawed each other to death going down the road :D

[Maddy McCall]

23. I bet you're right.

It's REALLY secluded in my driveway. Unless I'm coming up the road armed with a q-beam. :D

[SPKrazy]

31. yeah...

I bet they were surprised to say the least

and prolly didn't expect to see you or anyone there

:rofl:

[bigwillq]

15. I'm glad I don't live in your 'hood.

How rude of you! :P ;)

Seriously though, if I knew they were just making out, I wouldn't care. I wouldn't say anything. Let them do the do. It wouldn't bother me one bit.

There have been times where I didn't have anywhere else to go and no money for a hotel that we just did it in the car. I understand their situation so it wouldn't bother me.

[Maddy McCall]

24. I just don't want my pasture...

to become the local love shack. :D

I know what you mean...when we were kids, we "went parking" too. But we usually went on someone's property that we knew. Or we went to a spot under a bridge--nicknamed "The Ribbon." We got busted numerous times at The Ribbon. So I think I'm participating in a rite of passage in Mississippi teenhood. :D

The only way I'd let that continue here is if the inevitable pregnancy that would result from it (Mississippi has the highest teen pregancy rate in the nation) would produce a child which they must promise to name after me. :rofl:

[merh]

26. Now how many Maddy McCalls can one Mississippi take?

Maybe you could charge a toll and put MaddyJr to college? :shrug:



:rofl:

[badgerpup]

28. Just think what...or who... your fortuitious timing may have prohibited!

Splash of cold water on sizzling hormones and all of a sudden judgement wakes up...
Frustrated? Hell, yeah. Asking selves "What the hell did we just almost do?"
One hopes...also asking "Were we protected?"

Besides by prayer, I mean.
The mantra "Don't worry, nothin's gonna happen" has a 50-75% failure rate as protection against bad or unwanted consequences.
:rant:

[Madspirit]

27. heehee...you're bad...n/t

[fortyfeetunder]

29. Motion activated lights are in order

Just enough to scare them sh!tless....

[Kat45]

30. When I saw your thread, I was picturing actual birds.

You know, avian critters, lovebirds. :rofl: