Conversational openings Bush should avoid

[FloridaJudy]

While dining with the Queen of England. Our POTUS is not a man generally lauded for his tact and erudition. I think Condi and Pickles should make a list of these: they could print them on Flashcards to remind him what not to say.

"I hear your grandson wore a killer costume on Halloween".

"I guess you folks miss owning India".

"Hey, I loved your movie. But why were the guys in the family running around in skirts? What's up with that?"

"Heard anything from the Spencer's lately?"

"Did you have a chance to check out that Potter kid? I hear he's in a play about horses"

and the most important subject to avoid:

"So does Chuck still want to be a tampon?"


I'm sure you all can come up with many, many more.

[Drum]

1. "You were great in The Naked Gun 2-1/2!"

[Starbucks Anarchist]

2. "So did God actually save you?"

[rug]

3. How's Margaret?

[Danger Mouse]

4. 'Got any black sheep in your family?'

Wait. Wait. He already said that to the queen, back when his daddy was president.