How do you get rid of the body of a dead ex?

[querelle]

Really...........I disposed of him a long time ago, but his fucking carcass is taking up a lot of room in my freezer. Any ideas?

Q

[rug]

1. Chili.

[amitten]

25. Rug, I've decided that I love you. n/t

[BlueJazz]

2. For a Fee, I could be persaded to dispose of your ah..."Problem".

You would not know my name
You would never find the problem again.
The Police or anybody would never find the problem.

[mainegreen]

3. Step one: Get a pet lion.

Step two: feed the lion the body
Step three: donate the lion to the zoo.

[achtung_circus]

4. Composting

'nuff said.

[spinbaby]

6. Takes too long

Those bones take a long time to break down. Besides, then you have that stray-dog problem.

[caty]

5. Wait and take

him to the repub presidential convention next year. Plant him in a folding chair with a sign taped to his hand. No one will even notice.:evilgrin:

[Xipe Totec]

7. Don't try this method...

http://www.comcast.net/news/strange/index.jsp?cat=STRANGE&fn=/2007/03/23/618312.html

[cloudbase]

8. Ship the body to China.

They'll no doubt make pet food out of it.

[RiffRandell]

9. Watch "Morvern Callar." n/t

[RiffRandell]

10. Watch "Morvern Callar." n/t

[AlCzervik]

11. wood chipper.

worked in Fargo.

[RiffRandell]

12. Didn't work in CT.

Henry Lee found a fingernail.

[AlCzervik]

13. just have to be more careful thats all. Pressure washer might have helped there.

[IntravenousDemilo]

22. Incinerator

Worked in Blood Simple.

What is it with the Coen brothers...?

[Left Is Write]

14. Farmer Vincent could probably help you out with that.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081184/

[jobycom]

15. Buy a new freezer, put the old one in the basement under some old magazines.

[Radio_Lady]

16. Have you sent this in to that new reality show, "Ask the Sopranos"?

You've got a few more weeks until they go under six-feet-under themselves... this is the last season.

Hooray.

Ugliest show with the most flagrant dialogue I've ever heard, although the acting is superb and I love Edie Falco and James Gandolfini. Sunday night I just had to put earplugs in while my husband watched it.

[conscious evolution]

17. Just remember this.Friends help you move.

Real Friends help you move bodies!:evilgrin: O8)

[AlCzervik]

18. ***snort***

:toast:

[Ikonoklast]

19. Was his name Earl

By any chance?

[LostInAnomie]

20. Tacos!

:9

[zanne]

21. Free cat food for a year! nt

[texanwitch]

23. How about a neighborhood BBQ.

A good way to get rid of the evidence.

[SoCalDemGrrl]

24. Are you looking for a visit from the local authorities?

Seriously, my first impression was that this person may not be kidding

and if I were a member of law enforcement, I'd want to have a look at your fridge.

In this climate, it's not something to kid about, IMHO.

[MnFats]

26. Call Tony Soprano. Meet him at the pork store.

come up with the cash beforehand, and don't even LOOK like you're thinking of telling anyone else.
(this is how his sister solved her dead husband problem.)

[Rhiannon12866]

27. Get a plant...

[woo me with science]

28. slipcover. nt

[davsand]

29. Ask Hoffa.

Or maybe it'd be better ask whoever saw him last. I bet they'd know...


Laura

[Connonym]

30. Didn't the Dixie Chicks make a song about this?

[Ms_Dem_Meanor]

31. BARBECUE!!!

:shrug: Just saying. :P

[kwassa]

32. Well, in the movie "Volver", Penelope Cruz took the freezer out to

the river with her friend, dug a big hole in the ground, and dumped the entire freezer in, husband inside.

Good movie, too. Watch it for tips.

[Dukkha]

33. do you have any fava beans?

a nice chianti also goes well with human, the other white meat.