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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:09 PM
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Matcom Wants To Perform Circumcision on Himself
Edited on Mon Apr-30-07 05:14 PM by Parche



Film At 11............:bounce: :rofl:
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:10 PM
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1. good god, I hope he has a steady hand
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:11 PM
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2. Does he have a magnifying glass?
Giggle.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:27 PM
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7. Oh, damn.
At least you didn't mention tweezers, too.
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LostinVA Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:47 PM
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13. I ALMOST DID
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:11 PM
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3. That is just wrong.
:spank:
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Sanity Claws Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:12 PM
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4. While he is riding his scooter?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:15 PM
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5. How? Is he trying to rub it off?
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:16 PM
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6. Won't the chaps get in the way?
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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:31 PM
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8. I failed
they were dull x(
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:33 PM
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9. Failed
You....or the scissors???!! :rofl: :rofl: :bounce:
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Brewman_Jax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:35 PM
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10. The right tool for the job...
a skinning knife.




:rofl:

:P
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GOPisEvil Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:43 PM
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11. I'm not sure there's enough scotch in the world....
:hurts:
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Ilsa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:45 PM
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12. I have some plates he could spin while doing it. That would
make a really good show.
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-30-07 05:54 PM
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14. I got a butterknife he can use.
Edited on Mon Apr-30-07 06:00 PM by edbermac
Either that or my chainsaw.

It won't hurt a bit...
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