Name the worst rock song to have ever been made!

[Deja Q]

My verdict: "We Built this City" by Jefferson Starship. Ironic, huh?

What's your verdict?

[arbusto_baboso]

1. "Walking on Sunshine", Katrina and the Waves.

Makes me wanna hurl every time I hear it. That song should come with insulin injections! :puke:

[TommyO]

4. Oh yeah, it's sweet and sacchariny, but I can't help but feel good

when I hear it. Definitely not the worst.

[ruiner4u]

2. anything by Meatloaf

[Danger Mouse]

3. Any song by Nickelback, pretty much, but 'Animals' is their worst.

Makes Aerosmith look downright talented.

[MysticalChicken]

5. heh.

Creed, Nickelback, and System of a Down are my personal "trifecta from hell." (Lewis Black reference). I absolutely can't stand them.

[Danger Mouse]

20. System of a Down...

anti-establishment music for idiots.
Creed...quasi-religious garbage.

[Exiled in America]

42. I like system of a down, and I'm not an idiot.

So piss off.

:)

[Danger Mouse]

51. I didn't say that all listeners of System of a Down are idiots...

just that their political message is designed for idiots :P

[johnnie]

7. You don't like any Aerosmith's first few albums?

Toys in the attic, Rocks or Get Your Wings? I thought those were pretty good.

[Danger Mouse]

21. They were somewhat decent in the 70's.

But only somewhat. 'Dream On' is an okay song. I just can't stand their sound, or Steven Tyler's singing.

[Terdlow Smedley]

6. That's my number one, too, Toad.

[NC_Nurse]

9. Welcome to DU!

Yes. That song deserves all the derision it receives.

[GCP]

8. ANYTHING by Earth Wind and Fire

[KamaAina]

14. Bzzzzzzzzzzt!

EWF is funk, not rock. Besides, "Let's Groove" is far from the worst in whatever genre.

Thanks for playing, though, and I hope you enjoy your copy of the home game. :-)

edit: caps

[johnnie]

10. Anything by REO Speedwagon

Ridin' The Storm Out was ok, but beyond that... Yikes

[billyskank]

11. Bohemian Rhapsody

:D

[GCP]

12. Hush your mouth!

There was greatness!

[devilgrrl]

28. I'd rate that song as most overplayed...

along with 'Stairway to Heaven' and 'Freebird'

[treestar]

49. I hated Freebird as a teen but have learned to appreciate it more

the long guitar solos didn't appeal as a teen girl but now I can admire them

Stairway to Heaven I still hate, though!

[RevolutionaryActs]

31. Normally, them's fightin' words.

But I just like you too darn much. :*:loveya:

[Coventina]

13. I concur - it popped in my head when I read the thread title.

well-played

[opiate69]

15. Anything by the White Stripes, Yeah Yeah Yeahs or the Strokes..

[opiate69]

16. Hmm.. double posted somehow..

[Joe Fields]

17. We Are The Champions, by Queen

[AlCzervik]

18. That one does suck so hard it's painful, Mr. Roboto and The final countdown also suck huge.

[ncabot22]

56. Everytime I hear "Final Countdown" I think of

Gob from "Arrested Development". It is his song of choice during his magic act.

[Guava Jelly]

19. you look wonderful tonight Eric Clapton

Makes me barf!

[av8rdave]

29. I'm a Clapton fan, but "Wonderful tonight" and "Cocaine" belong

in the hall of fame of suckdom!

[hellbound-liberal]

34. And if they keep playing the acoustic version of Layla, that's going on the list too!

But I have to agree that those two are Clapton's worst.

[Mendocino]

35. Let's not forget...

..Lay Down Sally...ugh!

[Forkboy]

22. My three are always the same:Stairway to Heaven,Dream On,and Freebird.

I'd rather have my balls smashed flat by a large wooden mallet and then pierced with a croquet hoop than listen to any of those songs again.

[Exiled in America]

43. Is it because they are bad or overplayed or both?

[Exiled in America]

44. .

[treestar]

47. Back when the radio played those, I always switched stations,

since I knew these songs would suck up at least the next 9 minutes of airtime!

[Kutjara]

23. Anything by Satan's own songwriter, Jim Steinman.

If I had to pick one particular stinker, I'd go with "Total Eclipse of the Heart." It reeks.

[Rhythm]

37. *hisses at you, then slithers back under my rock*

I'm a sucker for overblown, superfluous rock opera...

I'd sell my soul to Steinman for a private performance...

[LaraMN]

24. Sister Christian.

Waaaay to many drunk cowboy-types (oddly) seem to feel the need to warble/groan it out, at karaoke night.

[cemaphonic]

32. Lousy song, but partially redeemed by 'Boogie Nights'

That drug deal/robbery scene with the firecrackers going off and Alfred Molina singing along = awesome.

[wildhorses]

25. whoever it was that did

you're having my baby:puke:

[devilgrrl]

26. That's an excellent choice for worst.

Good call.

[swag]

27. Great choice.

I was going to pick something by Journey (probably the one where the guy sings "evewy evewy day" like he's Elmer Fudd), but you really nailed it.

[Kutjara]

30. How about "Power of Love" by...

Huey Pubis and the Spews? Or indeed anything by that band, really.

[otherlander]

33. Angry Young Man

[querelle]

36. Aqualung

By Jethro Tull.

:puke:

Q

[bif]

38. Tie: "Horse with no name" & "Ebony and Ivory"

They both make me wanna puke!

[MedleyMisty]

39. Church on Cumberland Road

by Shenandoah. I have hated it since elementary school.

Wait though, that's not a rock song.

Hmm....anything played on the local hard rock station between the end of grunge alternative and the beginning of emo. I didn't listen to it much, but all the songs sounded flat and monotone and similar and the singer didn't really sing so much as scream and the lyrics were always about white suburban broken homes, like, "My father left and took the 42 inch TV with him and I'm so angry about that."

[Rhythm]

40. MMMM Bop...

After it's first week on the radio, I wanted to tie all three of those Hanson brats up, toss them in a trunk, and ship it to Timbuktu.

[Deja Q]

52. Timbuktu? Why not Abu

Dhabi instead? They might find Odie there, if Garfield managed to get the dog over there by now... it's only been 28 years... 'course, in real life Odie would have been long since dead...

[Rhythm]

54. I was figuring they would run into the butler from "The Aristocats"

Evil like that usually finds each other.

[SoxFan]

41. A few perennials

Rather than single out a single song, I'll give a few Lifetime Achievement Awards for Sucky Merit:

Foghat: There's a reason they were always the opening act and not the headliner.

Nickleback: Knuckleheads.

Korn: I'd rather have a fork driven into my eye than listen to them.

Any of the interchangeable Nu Metal bands with low-tuned guitars and a vocalist who sounds like he's having post Rumplemintz-and-Miller High Lifedry heaves.

Limp Bizkit: Fred Durst. Nuff ced.

Lou Gramm: Even when Foreigner had a decent song, his voice made it a bad experience.

Ratt: The epitome of the talentless hair metal act. I had the misfortune of seeing them at an all-day festival in 1984, when they shared the stage with Twisted Sister (surprisingly fun as a live act) and Cheap Trick. Let's just say that the comparisons weren't to Ratt's benefit.

Scorpions: Pomp-metal and a leather clad guy with a receding hairline? Um, right.

[Exiled in America]

45. Limp Bizkit's "Break" or whatever its called. Worst. Song. Ever.

So incredibly stupid and they are so talent-less.

[treestar]

46. We Didn't Start the Fire by Billy Joel

Repetitive, tuneless, tiny, trite

[philosophie_en_rose]

48. Voices that Care.

It is the worst rock song, pop song, and ballad. (not the worst country song, but it's close).

So many of the worst possible singers in one room, singing the most cloying and smug message ever.

The message: "Sucks to be you, troops. Here's this crappy song."

[Arugula Latte]

50. Voices that Care -- So bad it's good

:rofl:

[GenDem]

53. More Pop than Rock

"Love Will Keep Us Together" by Captain and Tennille and every other song this duo put out. :puke:

[ncabot22]

55. I Got My Mind Set On You by George Harrison

and Kokomo by the Beach Boys. Both make my ears bleed.

[GaYellowDawg]

57. LOL... you can tell who's been Googling this!! But my vote:

"I Will Always Love You" by Whitney Houston, and I'll tell you why:

This was the song that apparently convinced the nation that you shouldn't hold a note for more than two beats before doing some sort of ghastly improv. And every single freaking person who sings the national anthem completely buys into this crap.

[Poiuyt]

58. Kung Fu Fighting by Carl Douglas

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing

[carly denise pt deux]

59. A horse with no name-America

I normally love America, but that song grates on my nerves. Along with "the wreck on the edmund fitzgerald"
Carly

[Gatchaman]

60. Sultans of Swing!

I said this before and somebody yelled at me, but it truly does suck the cock of a donkey.