We've got a gorilla for sale...

[MonkeyFunk]

Magila, Gorilla for sale. Won't you buy him. Take him home and try him?

[datasuspect]

1. he's not the brightest simian

[CatWoman]

4. what do you expect?

he's a Bush :)

[asthmaticeog]

2. What's the return policy?

[MonkeyFunk]

3. no returns.

Mr. Peebles stands firm on that.

But I promise, you'll really reall like this gorilla.

[TommyO]

5. Is he good with single people who live by themselves?

[MonkeyFunk]

9. yes

but he's a bit mischievous, so lock up the liquor.

[pdx_prog]

6. That reminds me of a sexist joke....

But even MrsPdx_prog thought it was funny so here we go...



The Gorilla

It was a beautiful, warm spring morning. A man and his wife were spending the day at the zoo.

She was wearing a loose-fitting, pink sleeveless sun dress with straps.

He was wearing his usual jeans and T-shirt.

As they walked through the ape exhibit, they passed in front of a large, silverback gorilla.

Noticing the wife, the gorilla went crazy. He jumped on the bars, and holding on with one hand and 2feet), he grunted and pounded his chest with his free hand. He was obviously
VERY excited at the pretty lady in the pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, thought this was funny. He suggested that his wife
tease the poor fellow some more by puckering her lips and wiggling her bottom.

She played along and the gorilla got even more excited, making
noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggested that she
let one of her straps fall to show a little more skin.

She did, and the gorilla was about to tear the bars down.

'Now show your thighs and sort of fan your dress at him,' he said.

This drove the gorilla absolutely crazy, and he started doing flips.

Then the husband grabbed his wife, ripped open the door to the cage, flung her in with the gorilla
and slammed the cage door shut.

'Now, tell him you have a headache.'

[AlCzervik]

7. he's a tier 3 cartoon at best.

[wildhorses]

8. better than

[otherlander]

10. I wish my feet were hands...