Alright, alright. Which one of you broke DU this time?

[RevolutionaryActs]

I'm waaaaaiting. *taps foot*

[KitchenWitch]

1. I cannot tell a lie...

matcom did it.

[RevolutionaryActs]

4. Matcom always does it!

x(


:P

[Deja Q]

2. I did. I thought it was a new toy...

[RevolutionaryActs]

6. Bad, bad Toady!

Don't make me spank you. :P

[Deja Q]

10. But I need a spanking so bad, I'll do anything!

I'll drink, I'll bleat, I'll beg like a deprived man!

Eh, I'll ask nicely? O8)

[RevolutionaryActs]

13. Well...

Since you bleated. :crazy:


:spank:

[fizzgig]

3. *hides the duct tape*

i don't know, but let me know when you find out

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

7. Duct tape?

GRAY DID THIS? NOooooooOOOOO.


:silly:

[fizzgig]

17. yes!!!

yes, it was gray, not me!

*whew*

:yoiks:

[Danger Mouse]

9. Hmm...

Hmmm...
Hmm...

[fizzgig]

19. hmmmm what?

:P

[Danger Mouse]

22. duct tape, darling?

and what, pray tell, do you plan to do with that?

[fizzgig]

26. put it over your mouth

if you get too lippy

:P

[Danger Mouse]

28. you would, too.

...and i would probably enjoy it.
:D

[fizzgig]

31. probably

ya big perv ;)

[Danger Mouse]

32. isn't that a case of the pot calling the kettle black?

;)

[fizzgig]

35. we're not talking about me buddy

:D

[Danger Mouse]

36. Typical freeper answer.

This has EVERYTHING TO DO with you. :P

[fizzgig]

41. oh, it is on now

:rofl:

[VenusRising]

5. It's probably retaliation from maineiac...

did he ever get his brunette? :rofl:

Poor Southpawkicker.

[RevolutionaryActs]

8. I don't think he did.

I hope SPK will be able to recover some day. :P

[VenusRising]

11. How will we ever tell??

:rofl:

[RevolutionaryActs]

14. You know what?

I don't know! :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

12. It was me.

This was the first act of the Revolution of the Lounge Losers.
Hey, it was a revolutionary act! ROFLZZZZZZ

[RevolutionaryActs]

15. But revolutionary acts are sooooo three years ago.

:eyes:

Gawd, you are a looser*. :rofl:




*Freeper spelling cuz I am series here!@@1221@!!@ OMG@!!

[Danger Mouse]

16. Then your username is outdated.

And so are you!!!!!
BURN

[RevolutionaryActs]

18. Yeah, well...

I'm telling mom! MOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!

[Danger Mouse]

21. *stomps on your foot*

tattletale!

[RevolutionaryActs]

24. I'm the Youngest, that's what we do.

:P

[Danger Mouse]

27. What are you, the baby of the family or something?

Want your baba and pacififier??

[RevolutionaryActs]

46. Yes, I'm the baby!

Gotta love me.

[Danger Mouse]

50. I hated that damn baby.

But 'Dinosaurs' was cool. Did you ever see the last episode? Wasn't it depressing??

[RevolutionaryActs]

53. I loved that show!

I don't remember the last episode. :(

[Danger Mouse]

56. You're lucky.

Everyone dies.
I'm totally serious about that.

[RevolutionaryActs]

59. Wow. That's sad.

Maybe my parents didn't let me see it for that reason or something. :o

[Danger Mouse]

64. Yeah, the first time I saw it I was in total disbelief.

It's basically about how the dinosaurs' negligence towards the environment brought about their own extinction. It's very pointed, but it's not pleasant to watch.

[fizzgig]

20. *shakes head*

nerd :P

[Danger Mouse]

23. Hey, you're supposed to be my queen!

Is this treachery?? Betrayer! You'll get such a :spank: for this!

[fizzgig]

30. betrayer?

i am no such thing....

wait? how am i betraying you? :P

but you can keep up with the spanking

[Danger Mouse]

34. perv!

:spank: :spank: :spank:

[fizzgig]

38. your point?

:7

[Guava Jelly]

25. I did

In protest of no new leg pictures :mad:

[Danger Mouse]

29. Aroo?

[Guava Jelly]

33. that is a tasty leg

but i had others in mind :7

[fizzgig]

37. i hope that wasn't breaded with corn flakes

i don't think du could handle that right now :P

[Danger Mouse]

39. Cornflake breading. Prepared by a chainsmoker who works at the Olive Garden.

:D

[Guava Jelly]

43. only if she's breast feeding

:crazy:

[RevolutionaryActs]

42. I wore a skirt for the first time this year on Monday

And still not new ones. :evilgrin:

[Danger Mouse]

44. Are you some kind of tease?

If so, that's not very nice. Shame!

[RevolutionaryActs]

47. Why yes, yes I am.

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

51. At least you admit it freely.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

52. Of course, I'm the lounge tease... or something.

:crazy:

[Danger Mouse]

55. So now you freely give yourself titles as you see fit?

I see how it is. I see how it is indeed.

[RevolutionaryActs]

60. Oh sure... Mr. I'm King of the Lounge Losers....

:eyes:



:P

[Danger Mouse]

66. Damn straight, and you betta recognize!

*snaps fingers*

[fizzgig]

69. oh.my.god.

i am actually sitting here and shaking my head at you while trying to not laugh hysterically

[Danger Mouse]

76. Off with her head! Off with it I say!

Nobody laughs at Mr. Fish...er...Elrond Hubbard!

[fizzgig]

80. ....

:(

damn, i wish i had a more pitiful pouty smilie

[Danger Mouse]

95. Don't be sad.

I wouldn't really lop off your head. I'd just give you a thorough :spank: with a stern warning never to do it again.
And then more :spank:

[fizzgig]

98. you really know how to romance a lady

don't you ;)

[Danger Mouse]

111. Don't I just charm your pants off?

;)

[fizzgig]

119. you know it

my co-workers have been wondering why i don't have any pants on right now :D

[Danger Mouse]

126. Why not stop at the pants?

Go all the way!!!

[RevolutionaryActs]

73. Don't playa hate, participate!

:crazy:

[Danger Mouse]

77. I'm just going to call you the Lounge Tease from now on.

K? thanks.

[RevolutionaryActs]

81. Whateva floats your boat holmes

:silly:

[Danger Mouse]

88. Now you're just being weird.

Have you been huffing the glue again, dear?

[RevolutionaryActs]

90. Why? Is that a bad thing?

:freak:

[Danger Mouse]

92. Teases are supposed to be seductive. Not bizarre.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

[RevolutionaryActs]

96. Who came up with that rule?

:shrug:


:P

[Danger Mouse]

112. The person who decided that weirdos aren't sexy.

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

116. Bollocks!

Weirdos are HAWT!!!! OMG! :o

[Danger Mouse]

118. Like, you totally got it wrong. Whatever.

I'm not going to, like, waist time on trivial matters, you know?
I'm, like, so done with arguing with you. WHATeverrr.

[RevolutionaryActs]

123. You disagree?

You can't disagree! I am the Lounge Tease! NO ONE DISAGREES WITH THE LOUNGE TEASE!!! ZOMG!!!@2q!!@21

[Danger Mouse]

127. OMG I WILL TOTALLY CLAW YOUR EYES OUT!!!

let's go, girlfriend. right now. you and me.

[RevolutionaryActs]

132. Honey, don't make me go Jerry Springer on your ass!

*snaps fingers*

[Danger Mouse]

136. Aw, shit, sister, I was just playin'

There's no need for any of this fightin'.

[RevolutionaryActs]

140. Let's hug it out

[Danger Mouse]

148. Uh, sure, sounds good to me.

:P

[fizzgig]

48. ahem

and what do you care whether she's got new leg pics? hmmmmmm?

:P

[Danger Mouse]

49. Maybe if I got leg pics from you more often I wouldn't have to pursue other avenues!!!

:rofl:

[fizzgig]

57. on second thought

pursue those other avenues...no one wants to see my lily white legs

:*

[Danger Mouse]

I do.

:)

[Guava Jelly]

68. hater

:hide:

[RevolutionaryActs]

71. ..?

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

75. uhhh hugh

:eyes:

[reyd reid reed]

40. I saw someone

running thataway



I told 'em to stop. Really, I did. They didn't listen to me, though.

No one ever listens to me...

[RevolutionaryActs]

45. I'd listen to you...

.. but that sad lil' smiley is distracting me. :P

[YellowRubberDuckie]

54. SouthPawKicker...

He's been crazy mischievous lately.

[RevolutionaryActs]

61. Figures...

[YellowRubberDuckie]

63. Yep....

He's rotten...We love him, but he's rotten.

[SPKrazy]

78. NOOOOO OOOOO OOOOOO!!1111!!!!11

it's darksided aliens from another galaxy

they've come and are disguised as DU'ers here

NOT ME THOUGH!


:rofl:

YOU YELLOW RUBBER DUCKIE!

are an alien darksided Rapture queen!

:rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

79. It's the thetans, led by Galactic Empeor Xenu.

My brothers have come! The Day of Reckoning is at hand! Bwahahahaahaaaaa!

[SPKrazy]

85. Get your purple nikes out d00d

your old gregg days of reckoning are over

:grr:

[YellowRubberDuckie]

83. Ahhh....

That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day!

[SPKrazy]

94. ahhh LRD!

:hug:

[sakabatou]

58. I swear it was that guy in a rabbit suit

always breaking computers and hating Dominoes Pizza.

[RevolutionaryActs]

62. Mmmmm pizza...

:9



Did he look like this?

[SPKrazy]

65. It must not be broke if you can READ THIS POST!

geeez

:wtf:

go to your room young lady :spank: :spank: :evilgrin:

[RevolutionaryActs]

67. What'd I do? You're the one that broke DU!

:o

[SPKrazy]

70. The Hell I Did!

It was them aliens man
aliens

they took over and well they did things to DU I think

I don't know though, I was missing for 9 minutes!

that was so last nite!

[RevolutionaryActs]

72. Yeah, the hell you did!

:crazy:

[SPKrazy]

74. Pffffttttt!

:crazy: is right!

:spank:

[SPKrazy]

82. Locking....

calling out is against the DU rules...



:grr:















:rofl:

[fizzgig]

84. i see you escaped your trunk

and then you broke du :P

[SPKrazy]

87. THERE WASN'T A TRUNK!

It was all a trick played on me by evil aliens.

They stole me, made me think I was posting on DU. Then they crashed DU and I disappeared for at least 9 minutes that I have no recollection and my cell phone time is different from the rest of the clocks. It's just like Mulder said...

MISSING 9 MINUTES EXPLAINS IT ALL

and there was no trunk

and I'm vewy vewy wowwied about you...

:eyes:

[fizzgig]

93. you're worried about me?

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight


:yoiks:

[SPKrazy]

99. nah

not really

i am worried

:shrug:

but you're fine aren't you?

:hi:

[fizzgig]

101. right as rain

but i think play time is over until i get home :(

[SPKrazy]

104. oh sure...

now that I'm here 'PLAY TIME IS OVER'

yeah, I see how ya are

:cry:

[RevolutionaryActs]

107. Locking

Fun is over! :P

[fizzgig]

108. yup

that's it exactly. i run amok here all day long until i see you show up, then i'm outta here

:P

[RevolutionaryActs]

86. PFFTTTTT

You can't lock me! I'm the Lounge Tease! NO ONE LOCKS THE LOUNGE TEASE!!!!2122@@!@!@! I'M SERIES!!!

[SPKrazy]

89. Oh Yes I Can!!!!!11111111

this thread is locked

you are anyway :evilgrin:

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

97. Oooh, kinky.

:o

[SPKrazy]

100. Is that what you like now?

:eyes:

okay

:spank:

[RevolutionaryActs]

105. Maybe.

:evilgrin:


:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

110. Well it's good to keep an open mind in all things you know

:evilgrin:


:think:

all kinds of possibilities :rofl:

[Danger Mouse]

114. You would.

But then again...what lounger WOULDN'T?

[Danger Mouse]

91. It's not DU that's broken, it's RevActs. We need a new model.

RevAct05, perhaps?

[SPKrazy]

102. No....

well okay but can I have the 04 model? You know, just to experiment on :evilgrin:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

oh, 1 point for me!

[RevolutionaryActs]

103. I wish I could change my name.

;(

[SPKrazy]

106. You can...

you just lose your post count and start all over...

my son is singing the "bikini bottom show" :wtf:

[RevolutionaryActs]

113. Well I know that you goof!

:P

I want there to be a free amnesty name change again. ;(

[Danger Mouse]

117. What would you change it too?

Lounge Tease? :P
Weirdo Loser?
Rev_Acts05? 07 perhaps?

[RevolutionaryActs]

120. No, no. Nothing like that.

I was thinking.. Flirtatious_Acts. :rofl:


No seriously I would just shorten it to Rev_Acts

[Danger Mouse]

129. Not to ask a serious question or anything, but why...

Revolutionary_Acts04? I always wondered.

[RevolutionaryActs]

131. I got it from an Orwell quote

"During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act."


The '04 is there because it seemed like a good idea at the time. :crazy:

[Danger Mouse]

134. You never tell the truth. You're a hopeless tease.

Your name, therefore, carries a certain irony.

[RevolutionaryActs]

138. I'm a walking contradiction, you know, like that Green Day song?

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

Standards set and broken all the time
Control the chaos behind a gun
Call it as I see it even if
I was born deaf, blind and dumb
Losers winning big on the lottery
Rehab rejects still sniffing glue
Constant refutation with myself
I'm a victim of a catch 22

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

Do as I say not as I do because
The shit's so deep you can't run away
I beg to differ on the contrary
I agree with every word that you say
Talk is cheap and lies are expensive
My wallet's fat and so is my head
Hit and run and then I'll hit you again
I'm a smart ass but I'm playing dumb

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

I have no belief
But I believe
I'm a walking contradiction
And I ain't got no right

[Danger Mouse]

149. Green Day sucks.

But you're pretty cool. I'll let you wear my letter jacket.

[RevolutionaryActs]

151. Really?

Awwwww! :pals:

[Danger Mouse]

158. Ain't it swell?

Maybe later we can meet at the Soda Shoppe for a malted. :pals:

[RevolutionaryActs]

159. Gee willikers, you sure now how to treat a girl!

:D

[Danger Mouse]

162. I sure do! Just ask kagehime!

She's my steady girl :P

[RevolutionaryActs]

163. Goodness, did you give her your pin and everything!?

What a lucky girl.

[Danger Mouse]

164. Yes. Later on, I might even bring her to Lover's Lane.

For a bit of quiet time. The only thing is...there're these rumors of a guy with a hook hand going around and...

[RevolutionaryActs]

165. Oh, I wouldn't worry about him...

He's not that dangerous.

[Danger Mouse]

168. I'd say he has a drinking problem.

Sheesh.

[Danger Mouse]

109. Shush. We need to call maintenance to have you looked at.

Stand still. A few minutes with a power drill and a pair of pliers and everything will be fine.

[NewWaveChick1981]

115. Might have been me. I was undressing in front of the computer with DU on the screen.

:shrug: :rofl: :hi:

[RevolutionaryActs]

121. Will you ever learn?

[NewWaveChick1981]

124. Nope.

:+ :dunce:

[SPKrazy]

128. Damn you NWC!

naughty girl!!!

:spank:

none of that

well, unless you take pics and post them :evilgrin: here

[NewWaveChick1981]

130. If I do that, I'll break DU again.

:cry: We wouldn't want that, would we? :evilgrin:

Thank you sir, may I have another? :P :rofl:

[SPKrazy]

139. only if i can

have another



now I've got you too!

(I've already got revvie 04 cuffed)

:rofl:

:evilgrin:

[NewWaveChick1981]

142. It's just more fun that way...

:evilgrin: :rofl: :P The more the merrier...

[SPKrazy]

150. Okay, you can be in charge of invitations

and we'll have a big old "party"

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[graywarrior]

122. Oy

[RevolutionaryActs]

125. Oy?

Why oy? :P

[graywarrior]

133. This thread ... you .... the others.... pinheads.... Lukas..... tonight's debate

my new job...my cat and gecko's...the humidity...that fact that I am not a millionaire.

Does that explain it?

[RevolutionaryActs]

135. No, I need more details please.

:rofl:


*whispers* and you said the L word..

[graywarrior]

137. It slipped out.

[RevolutionaryActs]

141. An intimate night, eh?

:evilgrin:

[graywarrior]

143. Yeah, so it will be slipping in and out all night

*SNORT*

[RevolutionaryActs]

144. Sounds like it'll be a rough night..

........

[graywarrior]

145. Did I mention emory boards????

[RevolutionaryActs]

146. Hey,

it makes it easier for pickin' the cords on the guitar. :shrug:

[graywarrior]

147. Says who?

[RevolutionaryActs]

152. A pillow fight?

This is going to turn into one of SPK's fantasies if we're not careful. :rofl:

[graywarrior]

153. Especially since I am near nekkid at the moment.

[RevolutionaryActs]

155. Oh dear.

Now I should go put on a skirt, then we'd be set. :P

[graywarrior]

156. Set up like a bowling pin.

[RevolutionaryActs]

160. And knocked over with a feather?

:rofl:

[AwakeAtLast]

154. I'm pretty sure it was Colonel Mustard

In the Living Room. With a candlestick.

:D

[RevolutionaryActs]

157. I thought it was Miss Scarlet in the Ballroom with the rope..

I always did suck at Clue though. :(

[AwakeAtLast]

161. Well, matcom got to her first

;)

[chknltl]

166. JESUS H CHRIST!!!111!!!....

did it. Go ahead, next time he does it again holler at him, it'll make you feel better.

[RevolutionaryActs]

167. *snort*

:rofl: