My Sunday haiku in honor of our pretzeldent

[Rabrrrrrr]

I hate hate hate you
Obdurate mephitic swine
You fucking shitbag

Or, the one I was going to originally post, that doesn't follow haiku form but is brilliant in its pithy in-your-face-ness:


I hate you.
I hate hate hate you.
You suck.

[otherlander]

1. Very expressive.

Edit: Mine isn't in reference to the Shrub.

He is! Grows, dreams, but
first needs money to get a
degree. He is not.

[SPKrazy]

2. Cool

you suck you suck yes
i hate you, you suck big, yes
you fucking sucker


or

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
suck fuck suck fuck suck fuck suck
it is you mister b*sh

[BeatleBoot]

3. too much!

You are too funny! I don't know the rules of haiku. Good for you for rememebering your elementary education.!

[grannylib]

4. Technically, besides the 5-7-5 thing, a haiku is supposed to have some element

of nature in it; I suppose "shit" could be considered *lol*

unelected chimp
your empty head is an
abandoned cocoon

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. I forgot about the nature thing - thanks for the reminder!

How's this:

You swaggering dolt
Tin pot all-hat cowlessboy,
Fugacious winter.

[grannylib]

6. *lol* I like it!!

[democracyindanger]

7. Doesn't rhyme.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. "Obdurate mephitic swine"!

:rofl:

Gotta remember that one.

[bigwillq]

9. I love it!

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