Any tips for a few minutes in Tornado?

[Deja Q]

1. Have clean undergarments handy
2. Wear a parachute. You might need it.
3. *gasp* Look at the size of that funnel!
4. Remember, pieces of straw in a tornado have the velocity that makes them powerful enough to go through planks of 2x4s. So, take note, be sure to not be around a farm when the twister hits. Mind you, straw isn't very bright either... so it'll try to poke you. After all, it wants a brain...
5. Do not wear red glittering shoes.
6. Some witches are good.
7. Some witches are evil. You can tell the difference between good witches and bad ones by their skin color. Evil witches are green and are nowhere near as sexy as Vina the Orion Slave Girl on Star Trek...
8. There's no place like home.