How many times a day do you say "FUCK"?

[ohiosmith]

I lose count around 9:25 AM.

[Little Wing]

1. I just said "fuck me" when I saw a locked cat thread

I didn't know that was possible. :wow:

[ohiosmith]

4. Me too. Fuck!

[Critters2]

18. OMG! I just saw that too!

I'm constantly amazed at which threads get locked and which don't!

But cats?!

[ohiosmith]

25. Cracked me up.

[Bassic]

38. A locked cat thread?

Maybe we should call the Guiness records people :D

[ohiosmith]

40. Or just kick back and have a Guinness.

:beer:

[Bassic]

43. Meh

Not a big fan og Guiness. But I will have a Chambly Noire, while you have your Guiness :D :beer:

[ohiosmith]

45. Cheers!

[Bassic]

46. ...

:toast:

[jakefrep]

2. Under my breath, plenty..

...out loud, maybe a half-dozen times a day.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. Quite a few, actually...

:P It's usually the word "fuck" by itself or used in combination with other appropriate words. :rofl: :yoiks:

[ZombieNixon]

5. Depends on the day.

Yesterday, it was a lot, because my phone kept crapping out on me at inopportune moments (such as hearing the bad news about my hard drive and getting a quote for data recovery).

[Guava Jelly]

6. at least once every few hours

Fuc_!!!!!

[GenDem]

7. Probably between eight and a dozen times a day

I'm kind of ashamed. It's my frustration word, and I'm often frustrated. :banghead:

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Fuck.

That makes 1100 times since 6AM.

:smooch:

[ohiosmith]

10. :

:hi:

[ThomCat]

9. Almost never.

I only swear when my pain level gets above 6. Thanks to the miracle of painkillers I can usually stay down around a 2-4.

I say "Friggin Hell" a lot. But I rarely say "Fuck." :)

[Midlodemocrat]

11. " only swear when my pain level gets above 6".

I hear you. My pain level is always at about a 10.

[ThomCat]

12. Damn!

I hope that's not true. I can't imagine functioning with that much pain. :(

Please be well.

[Midlodemocrat]

13. Unfortunately it is.

But, I'm quite a bit older than you and I have just gotten used to it. :(

In fact, I didn't notice for almost three days that I had a raging kidney infection because my back hurts 24/7.

[ThomCat]

15. I hope your doctors are as good

and as persistant as mine. I know I'm very lucky to be in NYC. I hear horror stories about people trying to find doctors who really understand pain.
:hug:

As active as you seem to be, you must be made out of iron. :)

Part of that might be a blessing from being a woman. Most of the people I know who really know how to handle pain well are women. I don't know why, but women tend to have a much higher pain tolerance than men. Despite all the testosterone dripping machismo that men throw around, we're wimps.

[RebelOne]

14. Starting at 4:00 in rush hour traffic, I say it every 5 minutes. n/t

[Rhythm]

16. Too many times, since it is a word with infinitely endless grammatical uses...

noun... verb... adjective... adverb...

It's a whole sentence by itself!

[LeftyFingerPop]

17. It is the ONLY thing i say. n/t

[Initech]

19. Depends on what time of day it is.

If I'm stuck in traffic that's not going anywhere, I tend to say "fuck" about 200 times a minute... or when I'm hanging out with friends, we tend to say it more times than they do in Scarface.

[Rhythm]

20. Sorry, when you said "depends on what time of day", i pictured...

...an alarm setting on your wristwatch: "Time for FUCK!!! Time for FUCK!"

:rofl:

[Initech]

24. So is it fuck o'clock yet?

:rofl:

[Rhythm]

26. as long as it's not 'a quarter after fuck'...

i ain't that cheap...

[Initech]

27. ...

:spray:

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

29. LOL!

It's like an obsessive-compulsive person who also has Tourette's Syndrome.

[Chan790]

21. Not nearly enough times...

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okay, now I feel like I'm caught up for the day thus far.

[JitterbugPerfume]

22. I go for whole days , even weeks

without saying FUCK

Then I go on a FUCK saying spree, and say it several times just for fun , and the shock value it fails to deliver

[LostinVA]

23. A google or so

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

28. How the fuck should I know?

I don't keep fucking count...

[ohiosmith]

32. Fuck me! If you don't fucking know, then who the fuck does? Start fucking counting.

This is important fucking shit for fuck's sake.

[Forkboy]

34. LOL

:rofl:

[AngryOldDem]

30. Fuck, I dunno...

Couple thousand times a day? That word is a GREAT stress reliever!

[Forkboy]

31. Well if there weren't so many fuckwits running about....

I might get down to about 703 times a day.As it stands though,at least 1,000 :)

And that's the not the strongest word I tend to use either.I prefer the C word around selected company.Has the same nice percussive sound that let's you know you just said a bad word. :D

[cobalt1999]

33. never.

Well, I take that back. Is my team playing football? Other than that, never.

[buddhamama]

35. it depends on the day

and who i am interacting with. :)

[Guava Jelly]

44. You curse???

Gasp! I am shocked!!! You are such a saintly woman.:D :hide:

[regularguy]

36. I avoid it around my kids and most of my coworkers...so...

squared...divided by 24....carry the 3...about 1.7 million times more or less.

[Orsino]

37. As many as it takes, man.

Seriously, though, anywhere from zero to a dozen. I'm a former Army sergeant.

[KitchenWitch]

39. It varies.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

41. All the fucking time.

[unpossibles]

42. I was raised by wild sailors and cabdrivers

so I fucking use it like a fucking comma.

Tomorrow is TMFGIMFFMF!

[DixieBlue]

47. um, at least once an hour.

[auburngrad82]

48. Probably about 75-80 times but that's because I don't say it at work

I have six dogs and they each deserve several fucks per day. And that's on a good day

[PVnRT]

49. I fucking lose count about half a fucking hour after I wake the fuck up

Fuck.

[SarahB]

50. Too fucking much.

Bad mommy. :blush:

[cwydro]

51. sometimes never

I have to be pretty angry or annoyed. Today show got one out of me this morning.

[raccoon]

52. Depends on my mood. If I'm p.o., a lot of times. nt

[Phoonzang]

53. I don't say fuck all that often but..

...I think FUCK constantly. If what I think ever came out of my mouth... :)

[Whoa_Nelly]

54. At least as many times as Gonzo sez: I don't recall

:rofl: :eyes:

[bigwillq]

55. Too many fucking times.

:evilgrin:

[wildhorses]

56. as many fucking times as it takes to get my fucking point across

fucking a

edited cos i made a fucking typo:P

[WritingIsMyReligion]

57. About ten by the time I'm downstairs in the morning.

"Fuck" is my favorite profanity. I think it all the time, and say it whenever appropriate.

[u4ic]

58. My math skills

ain't that good...:o

[Kat45]

59. I fucking say fuck a fucking lot every fucking day.

Does that fucking answer your fucking question? :rofl:

[Lost-in-FL]

60. Fuck!! That's a lot of "Fuck" if you ask me!! n/t

;)

[ohiosmith]

61. Fuck'n A!

[In_The_Wind]

62. usually ~ zero

unless ... it's an invitation :evilgrin: ... as in wanna fuck